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[far_right]

THE TOP 30 THINGS THAT YOU WILL NEVER HEAR A SOUTHERN BOY SAY:
30. Oh I just couldn't, she's only sixteen
29. I'll take Shakespeare for 1000, Alex.
28. Duct tape won't fix that.
27. Come to think of it, I'll have a Heineken.
26. We don't keep firearms in this house.
25. You can't feed that to the dog.
24. No kids in the back of the pickup, it's just not safe.
23. Wrestling is fake.
22. We're vegetarians.
21. Do you think my gut is too big?
20. I'll have grapefruit and grapes instead of biscuits and gravy.
19. Honey, we don't need another dog.
18. Who gives a damn who won the Civil War?
17. Give me the small bag of pork rinds.
16. Too many deer heads detract from the decor
15. I just couldn't find a thing at Wal-Mart today.
14. Trim the fat off that steak.
13. Cappuccino tastes better than espresso.
12. The tires on that truck are too big (I think this should be #1)
11. I've got it all on the C: drive.
10. Unsweetened tea tastes better.
9. My fiancée, Bobbie Jo, is registered at Tiffany's.
8. I've got two cases of Zima for the Super Bowl.
7. Checkmate.
6. She's too young to be wearing a bikini.
5. Hey, here's an episode of "Hee Haw" that we haven't seen.
4. I don't have a favorite college team.
3. You All.
2. Those shorts ought to be a little longer, Betty Mae.
AND THE NUMBER ONE THING THAT YOU WILL NEVER HEAR A SOUTHERNBOY SAY:
1. Nope, no more for me. I'm driving
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[Tug-n-pull]

Hee Haw hehehehe thats funny! tug[addsig]

[far_right]

thanks tug[addsig]

[Tug-n-pull]

Just kissin your butt there bro! heheheheheheheheh tug :-D [addsig]

[far_right]

i thought you though i was funny..... :-( :-( [addsig]

[Tug-n-pull]

It is funny I am just a butt kisser hadn't you heard! :-D Tug[addsig]

[Jeepster05]

Hahaha I guess thats the top 30 things a yankee WOULD say[addsig]

[jeepmaster]

#31 - I dont need a gun rack in my pickup[addsig]

[carriss]

#32 we can't get through mud hole

#33 that beer is a bit expense [addsig]