The OFFICIAL Random thread

[droopey]

Originally Posted by Saurian

I would like to propose a toast.

Wheat. Lightly buttered, strawberry jam.

WITH SEEDS!

What kind of seeds? hhhuuuummmmm

[Saurian]

Strawberry seeds

I always liked this from math class...

[TwistedCopper]

I have spent $36500 on buying 5 Jeeps since 2002.

1992 YJ - $5K (sold)
2000 XJ - $11K (traded)
1988 YJ - $500 (sold)
1991 YJ - $2500 (still have)
2005 LJ - $17500

I'm in no way adding up mods, accessories.

I'm a sick man.

[KrazyJeeper]

Anyone need a cheap boat?

[redrooster]

Originally Posted by TwistedCopper

I have spent $36500 on buying 5 Jeeps since 2002.

1992 YJ - $5K (sold)
2000 XJ - $11K (traded)
1988 YJ - $500 (sold)
1991 YJ - $2500 (still have)
2005 LJ - $17500

I'm in no way adding up mods, accessories.

I'm a sick man.

That's pretty good. Through the progressions, I would say that I have more than that in just one. Not to mention a brown Ford outside that cost more than all 5.

[Saurian]

Last one for now, don't want to clutter up the thread, but it just fell back into my mind.

A bar joke.
By Saurian.

So there are these two Jeeps, right, and these two Jeeps walk into a bar. And the one Jeep, it's all like, hey, you want a drink, and the other Jeep's like, no, no man, I'm not E85 compatible...

GET IT???

[Jeepr]

[90Xjay]

how old was president Ford when he was born?

[Gone&DoneIt]

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just for fun sometime, when ever someone walks up to you and asks you for change,... just as they are about to open there mouth,...

cut them off and ask them for a dollar for the bus. Then watch their face,... friggin hillarious... if you want to go a step further, when they say they haven't got one, ask them for a cigarette,... it just gets better and better...

i know,... I'm an ass....

[TwistedCopper]

Originally Posted by Gone&DoneIt

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just for fun sometime, when ever someone walks up to you and asks you for change,... just as they are about to open there mouth,...

cut them off and ask them for a dollar for the bus. Then watch their face,... friggin hillarious... if you want to go a step further, when they say they haven't got one, ask them for a cigarette,... it just gets better and better...

i know,... I'm an ass....

I've done that... more than once. I usually just ask for the cigarette though. If they say "this is my last one", I'll ask if I can have a drag (no, I wouldn't actually take a drag)

Oh, and Jeepr, when the heck did you take a picture of my boat :confused:

[dropseys]

Philly INTL AIRPORT SUCKS THE BIG ONE! I leave for California with new luggage and come back with a busted bag. I HATE PHILLY INTL AIRPORT. Oh, in case you couldn't tell I HATE PHILLY INTL AIRPORT. And let me just tell you, they won't replace or pay for repairs either. I HATE PHILLY INTL AIPORT. Sorry, I will shut up and go to bed before my sleep deprived, travel exhausted behind becomes more delerious. oh and one more thing.................................I HATE PHILLY INTL AIRPORT.

[90Xjay]

Originally Posted by dropseys

Philly INTL AIRPORT SUCKS THE BIG ONE! I leave for California with new luggage and come back with a busted bag. I HATE PHILLY INTL AIRPORT. Oh, in case you couldn't tell I HATE PHILLY INTL AIRPORT. And let me just tell you, they won't replace or pay for repairs either. I HATE PHILLY INTL AIPORT. Sorry, I will shut up and go to bed before my sleep deprived, travel exhausted behind becomes more delerious. oh and one more thing.................................I HATE PHILLY INTL AIRPORT.

that airport is a pile of crap. The gates have wallpaper falling off of the walls, it's run down inside and alot of the people who work there look like thugs not service personel.

I'd have to agree with on that based on the few hours I spent there last June

[Green97TJ]

So has anyone seen the movie V for Vendetta? I just watched it.

[rockymtnjp]

Yeah, great movie, reminded me of George Orwell's "1984".

By-the-way, I'm new to the forum, great stuff!!

[lethaldose]

i just watched Clerks 2 ... starts out kinda slow on the funny but has it moments throughout... for a movie with jay & silent bob in it , it had alot of actual "meaningful cosby show life lesson moments" lol but still pretty funny anybody else seen it ?

[mingez]

Originally Posted by southtj

I love yellow Zingers.

Perfection in randomness!!!

[mingez]

Originally Posted by rockymtnjp

Yeah, great movie, reminded me of George Orwell's "1984".

By-the-way, I'm new to the forum, great stuff!!

Welcome Aboard!!!! I'm in Denver.... I'm assuming by your handle, you're in CO?

[mingez]

[lethaldose]

now thats interesting LOL

[Sparky-Watts]

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