You might be a redneck if ........

[Gennybro]

You are under your jeep getting dirty on a hot day when the regular folks are walking up to the ice stand and muttering " how could anyone work on a car in this weather !"

You may be a city Redneck if you refer to a jeep as a car.

 

[greg92jeepxj]

You might be a city redneck if your jeep IS your only car (like me).

 

[heepjeep]

If your half doors are made out of plywood with house windows so u can have sliding windows

 

[ScubaDude]

I wanna see that^^^^

 

[flatie46]

You might be a redneck if you have almost a complete Jeep in spare parts that is nicer that the one you drive everyday.

If you need a wrench and you look in your Jeep before you look in your tool box.
If you have used a bic lighter for a dash light.
If a hammer has been involved in several "fixes" on your Jeep.

 

[greg92jeepxj]

you keep your old parts in the back of your jeep to put back on if the new parts from autozone fail.

 

[Rebel_Frontier]

Well this is self explanatory

 

[greg92jeepxj]

Well this is self explanatory

That didn't even require a trip to the parts store ! Now that's my kind of fabrication ! Redneck R & D !

 

[Rebel_Frontier]

If anybody noticed, that's a jeep engine

 

[heepjeep]

Hey with pvc pipe u can make a nice snorkle

 

[greg92jeepxj]

You might be a red neck if you use Pringles cans and PVC piping to build a primitive , but effectively efficient water forwarding device to keep your jeep from drowning. Kudos ! Rednecks ARE blessed ! Hold on to your Dixie cups , the South gonna rise again ! ( Willie Nelson )

 

[eric m]

...if your too long glasspack melted your upper control arm bushing and this was your fix cause you can't afford $40 for a new muffler



It's now 7" shorter with a turn down made from a piece of straight pipe.

 

[greg92jeepxj]

...if your too long glasspack melted your upper control arm bushing and this was your fix cause you can't afford $40 for a new muffler

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It's now 7" shorter with a turn down made from a piece of straight pipe.

Chock one up for redneck ingenuity ! YEEEEE HAAAAAAA !!!!!!!!!

 

[eric m]

More of divorced father with a mortgage ingenuity...but at least I have neet toys to play with at work.

 

[greg92jeepxj]

More of divorced father with a mortgage ingenuity...but at least I have neet toys to play with at work.

I respect that . Respecting your priorities to responsibility and making due as well . Best of luck to you brother. Greg