YOU KNOW YOU HAVE A REAL JEEP IF...

[HiHood]

. . . the whine of the gears and the singing of the tires finally make you say "F**k it" and weld the stereo hole in the dashboard up!!

[muttnutt]

youre wife yells out lunch is ready,and youre working on youre machine,and you say, could you bring it here please?

[Tommy401]

You can replace your starter sitting up

[muttnutt]

Originally Posted by Tommy401

You can replace your starter sitting up

thats a monter jeep

[Tommy401]

Thats why I call it BEAST

[muttnutt]

Originally Posted by Tommy401

Thats why I call it BEAST

great name

[TJ_Jeep]

When people in front of you at red light think that your bright lighting them and give you the finger, then the stupidity they feel when you actually turn your bright lights on........ Thats a true story right 'cher

[winddomino]

I surprised that I didn't see one about it being OK to where a bikini top but not the bottom.

Purpleyjgirl the thing about the doors in the outdoor shower, that is a cape cod thing. or if you live near a beach.

I have never used a outdoor car wash to change parts, but I do my winter oil changes there cause it is warmer!!

Another on to go with the dish washer, Has anyone ruined your mothers over cause you put powder coatings in there??? YA I did. didn't finish reading the directions about how it can ruin the oven and never use it for food again. But I was young and foolish then.

[unclebill]

people constantly ask you..
what year is it?

[unclebill]

you have a 50 year old owners manual.
and everything in it pertains to your ride....

[unclebill]

people behind you are honking and you think they are mad at you for going 45 mph (top speed)
then they pull alongside and give you a big grin and a thumbs up!!

[HiHood]

the little tag on the differential cover says 8/43

[xt master]

When you see another jeep on the side of the road and you stop to help.Next thing you know there are 4 more jeeps on the side of the road,problem gets fixed and you end up with 5 new good friends.

[Ggg]

You tear up a perfectly good driveway only to replace it with boulders.

[unclebill]

Originally Posted by HiHood

the little tag on the differential cover says 8/43

you have a crawl ratio of 84.6762504 to 1
and it's factory stock....

	Crawl Ratio Essential for serious off-road treks involving steep hill climbs and descents, this is the final drive ratio of a vehicle in low-range. It allows Jeep vehicles to “creep” along (without depressing the accelerator) at very low speeds. Essentially, the vehicle does all the work. Crawl ratio is determined by this formula: first gear ratio x rear axle ratio x low-range 4WD ratio. The higher the number, the better the off-road capabilities.

[HiHood]

there is only ONE windshield wiper

[HiHood]

Originally Posted by unclebill

you have a crawl ratio of 84.6762504 to 1
and it's factory stock....

AMEN . . . and you have to add a Warn OD just to crank her up to 50 MPH

	Crawl Ratio Essential for serious off-road treks involving steep hill climbs and descents, this is the final drive ratio of a vehicle in low-range. It allows Jeep vehicles to “creep” along (without depressing the accelerator) at very low speeds. Essentially, the vehicle does all the work. Crawl ratio is determined by this formula: first gear ratio x rear axle ratio x low-range 4WD ratio. The higher the number, the better the off-road capabilities.

[unclebill]

Originally Posted by HiHood

there is only ONE windshield wiper

and it's manual...

[unclebill]

we been having fun with this havent we HiHood?

[Rubicon Rich]

you leave everyone else behind