YOU KNOW YOU HAVE A REAL JEEP IF... - Page 17

muttnutt · #**321** (**permalink**) 09-01-2009, 10:22 PM

big hook,aligator on hood,and snorkle.look close

Shewilly · #**322** (**permalink**) 09-02-2009, 09:06 AM

If you can climb something bigger than a curb!

racefan52 · #**323** (**permalink**) 09-09-2009, 02:39 AM

you would rather be climbing the bank along side the road than driving down the road to where your supposed to be going. Every where you go your looking along the side of the road for possible places to "play" in your Jeep.

samo_4x4 · #**324** (**permalink**) 09-10-2009, 12:39 PM

you got a chilton's manual for you birthday, and a winch for christmas.

54cj3b · #**325** (**permalink**) 09-10-2009, 03:18 PM

if you take it to a car wash and hose out the inside

Dogbytz · #**326** (**permalink**) 09-10-2009, 04:25 PM

131. When you laugh because your seat belt stopped you from bouncing out of your seat ~ going down the highway...

buckshot500 · #**327** (**permalink**) 09-11-2009, 08:46 PM

This thread is seriously funny & so true!

You break a shock absorber mounting tab, pull over & weld it with the second alternator that lives under your hood & are back under way in 15 minutes!

You keep a squeegy in your console box, because as smart as those designers were they neglected to put wipers on the inside of the windshield.

Your wife says; one of these days, it's gonna come down to me or the jeep & you quietly tell yourself, I'm gonna miss that woman!

Your teenage daughter refuses to be seen in it.

You lay awake at night, scheming to come up with ways of humanely keeping cats from sleeping on your seats.

You breath a sigh of relief to see the snowplow guy left you a parking spot, that's four feet above the normal parking altitude. (and you know it will be there for you for the next few days)

Your back bumper doubles as an air tank.

Your doors were tire carriers on two S-10 Blazers in past lives.

You've ever driven up a flight of concrete steps, just to see if you could.

If you look for obstacles to trick off of, while your wife is shopping.

The folks who work at the car wash, wave you away when you pull into line.

HiHood · #**328** (**permalink**) 09-12-2009, 12:33 PM

It has "WILLYS" stamped on the grill, hood and tailgate.

Heep72 · #**329** (**permalink**) 09-12-2009, 01:00 PM

...you have a Jeep!

2sxy · #**330** (**permalink**) 09-21-2009, 06:27 PM

avan · #**331** (**permalink**) 09-22-2009, 11:48 AM

When away from home you call and ask how the Jeep is, before asking about the Kids.

camsyj95 · #**332** (**permalink**) 09-26-2009, 12:52 PM

you know you have a real jeep when you're a member of a website devoted to the JEEP community! Not a pencil pusher wearing a suit and tie that didn't know tops were able to come off jeeps!

Shewilly · #**333** (**permalink**) 09-27-2009, 11:05 AM

when you have three sets of doors for it, but youve never had them on!

carnuck · #**334** (**permalink**) 10-27-2009, 01:54 AM

when you get pulled over because the cops think you're trying to pull a fast one with the "JEEP" logo on your tailgate! (I have Jtrucks)

Ray VanBuren · #**335** (**permalink**) 10-27-2009, 02:48 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by carnuck

when you get pulled over because the cops think you're trying to pull a fast one with the "JEEP" logo on your tailgate! (I have Jtrucks)

I have been pulled over just so the cop could check out my Jeep.

camsyj95 · #**336** (**permalink**) 10-27-2009, 03:24 PM

Same here his reason for pulling me over was he said i was swerving, my wide tires kept crossing the yellow line, and he wanted to make sure i wasn't drinking. But then he started looking my JEEP over and told me he had a 91 YJ. We talked awhile and he eventually sent me on my way!