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YOU KNOW YOU HAVE A REAL JEEP IF...


1. If you use a hose to clean the inside and the outside


2. When the best route from point A to point B is through the rockpile or over the mountain


3. When a scratch or a dent is a beauty mark


4. You roll it over and don't get upset


5. Your mom and sister can't get in without help


6. You judge every hill you see by how much fun it would be to climb


7. You puke when you see a RAV4


8. You get custom pin-striping from trail brush


9. When a low-rider Jeep pulls up next to you and you get out and *****-slap the driver


10. If it takes more than 6 hours to get donuts


11. When you pull into the unplowed parking spots on snowy days


12. When you take your friends wheeling and they say "What trail -I don't see a trail!"


13. When you've been forced to add TJ, CJ, YJ and XJ to your spell-checker


14. When you can see OVER a Suburban


15. You carry emergency supplies and clothing because you never know
where you will end up


16. When your Nerf bars battle rocks and win


17. When it rains and you don't care that your tops and doors are off


18. When you drive around to look at Christmas lights topless


19. When you change your plugs in the parking lot at work on a break


20. If your "Parts Dept." is on blocks behind your house


21. When you take your Mom wheeling and she has to help you flip the Jeep
back onto its wheels again


22. You use an ice-scraper on the INSIDE of the windshield


23. You get more heat from holes in the floorboards than through the heater vents


24. Every page of your repair manual has greasy fingerprints


25. Passengers scream "DON'T ROLL IT!" when you take them wheeling


26. You spend more time under your Jeep than under your significant other


27. Winter comes and your can't remember where you left the roof


28. You spend more on car washes than on insurance


29. Even worse the car wash won't let you in


30. You fix almost everything yourself


31. When you feel sorry for someone in a $60,000 Toyota Land Cruiser


32. When you have all your credit card numbers memorized


33. When you slam the door and chunks of dried mud crumble to the ground


34. If you get asked to pick up your co-workers in a snowstorm and get paid for it


35. Your wife/girlfriend refuses to get in it


36. You are the only one on the street who doesn't plow their driveway


37. You are dating the Service, Parts or Sales Manager at the Jeep dealership


38. You try to run the plow trucks off the road when it snows heavily


39. You can't hear your $200 stereo over the howl of your tires on the highway


40. You have a high-water mark INSIDE the Jeep


41. Any tire that isn't waist high looks like a bagel


42. You can't take a girl, who's wearing a dress, on a date without carrying
along a set of steps


43. You can't sneak into church late because the engine is too loud.


44. You carry along enough tools to supply a small garage


45. You nickname your Jeep after the noises it makes or it's most damaging trail accident


46. You carry along a replacement part for every drive component on the Jeep


47. You can air up your tires without stopping at a gas station.


48. You know how to reinforce the windshield frame near the wiper arm


49. You're constantly getting passed on the highway.


50. Your wallet is always empty.


51. When your boss's secretary calls to "recommend" that you wash your Jeep


52. When you finally wash the mud off, everyone thinks you bought a new Jeep [addsig]
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56. you make bets on what part you will be upgrading after your next outting
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hehehe,what color is it again???[addsig]
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greatest set of posts yet!
shame i can't think of any...i stink.[addsig]
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this makes me laugh boy have i got the jeep bug bad!!!i think it is green hahaha. :-D

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everywhere you go you are ask did you go off roading and you just asnwer nope took a wrong turn.

if your pant is stained the coler of the mudd. if more poeple stop to watch you drive by than a corvett ( i drive dow town (i stationed in germany) they will miss everyone driveing by but there eyes never leave the jeep

everytime going up to the gate you get searched( when you open hood enough mudd falls off to lift the front end of your jeep 3 inches) [ well this someof yall dont get because you dnth ave to drive on base ] over sea's the base have "search pits" where they flag you in to search i never get by with out being searched :-x

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ZBTstang,now I'm scared to lose my doors. And I thought never locking them was a good thing.

91.If you never lock your doors with the soft top on.[addsig]
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This is great guys!!!!!! Keep them coming I'm enjoying them all.
#93. when singing along to the radio draws an audience and stares at a red light.
#94. when you cant use your outside shower cause its storing your doors and soft top. (am I the only one who does this?)[addsig]
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Wow 100 ways to tell you have a real jeep,and 44 REPLY's on this topic.Thats a new record I believe.
I saw some crazy YJ owner doing this every time when there were no parking spots.hehehe

101.When you go to the movie's and all the spots are full,you park in the bushes or in the planters.

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99. If you take your jeep to a car wash to change parts
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Hahahahaha My husband powder coated his rims in my oven once, Oh what a mess that was........ :-x Now he has his own, thank god that stuff stinks!!!!!!!
102. if instead of going to jiffy lube and paying $25 for a 20 min. oil change you spend about $50 and have a day of hell changing it yourself.[addsig]
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When you're the only one on the block who's never been "snowed in"[addsig]
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:-P I have seen a few guys that chancge the Oil that way LOL namely my dad. My dad will change my Mom's Oil then pour the old 3k oil into his truck for another 3k [addsig]
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yeah i can say i've destroyed the filter with a screwdriver plenty of times because i couldn't find my wrench for it. cutting my hands in the process from the sharp alum. it would prolly be easy to just take it to a place.[addsig]
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just make sure you don't put it on too tight, and lube it first... many times the shops will put it on there as tight as they can... and the same goes with the drain plug.... I like to turn my own parts on my jeep... I don't like other people doing stuff that I can't see[addsig]
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115. You modify your vehicle to move slower

116. You spend a whole day, sunrise to sunset, to lead several other vehicles on a 1 mile excursion

117. You have ever wondered "Why does this always grind into 2nd (and/or 3rd) gear?"

118. You buy replacement parts from the hardware store rather than the dealership

119. No part of your vehicle even closely resembles any picture in your repair manual anymore[addsig]
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#130 If you just ran to jeepz.com messege boards to report that the "History Channel" is having " Modern Marvels : 4X4's" Tuesday night at 10

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