YOU KNOW YOU HAVE A REAL JEEP IF...

[Utah_jeepster]

55. You spend more to replace all four tires then you paid for your wifes wedding ring.[addsig]

[jhiggins]

LMAO how true that is....never thought
of all those but that is great....What's wrong with looking at your
odometer to see how much gas you have..hahahahaha :-D [addsig]

[jhiggins]

58. If you get a monthly paint job out of a can (KRYLON) [addsig]

[jhiggins]

61. If it has more accessories than your house does... :-D [addsig]

[olyeller]

boy, this stuff is hitting close to home![addsig]

[BostonJeep]

62. It breaks down more than jeepz.com hehe[addsig]

[jhiggins]

No joke I will trade the poor girl in.......
but I can't complain about jeepz.com
she's is great to us....... :-D :-D :-D [addsig]

[Greencuke]

65. The answer to the question "are we gonna make this?" has ever been, "I dunno, hold on to something"
-Reggie[addsig]

[cmoore]

66. if you have seat belt tan lines

67. if the scariest wreck you've ever been in happened while you were going 2mph

68. if you dream of being able to crawl .001 mph in 1st gear at 2000rpms

69. if "disco-ing" means something entirely different to you than skinny guys in white suits dancing funny

70. if you wave to complete strangers in their jeeps...and they actually wave back at you[addsig]

[cj5steve]

76.If people ask you what color it is.

edited by: cj5steve, Jul 06, 2003 - 06:10 PM[addsig]

[ZBTstang]

77. If you ever get worried that someones gonna steal your windows and your doors

78. Part of your emergency roadside kit is a couple garbage bags incase it rains

79. you suddenly feel the urge to move to the woods and buy a log cabin

80. you stop shaving for weeks on end

81. When Quadratec comes in the mail its more exciting than when playboy does

82. If youve ever shown up to a place where you know no-one and instantly become best friends with someone just cause they have jeep

83. You've had seaguls crap on your backseat (I live on the coast )

84. When your keep wont start and you find that real meaning to "its a jeep thing, you wouldnt understand"

85. When you start thinking up and contributing to lists like this[addsig]

[Inspector-Gadget]

92. You have received death-threats from your normally loving and good natured main-squeeze just because you ran a disassembled Carter-BBD carburetor though the "power-wash" cycle of her dish washing machine. :-D [addsig]

[Utah_jeepster]

98: when freinds tell you "dont take that road its all tore up" and you take it to try out your suspension[addsig]

[jhiggins]

LMAO what is wrong with parking where
regualar cars can't???? :-D [addsig]

[purpleyjgirl]

No I didnt want to be sexist or anything about the oil change thing but ummm yeah heres another joke How to Change the Oil in Your Jeep




Women:


Pull in to Jiffy Lube when the mileage reaches 3,000 since the last oil change.


Drink a cup of coffee.


Fifteen minutes later, pay $25 and leave with a properly maintained Jeep.




Men:


Go to NAPA Auto Parts and pay $30 for oil, filter, hand cleaner, scented tree air freshener, and numerous other items you realize you need.


Discover that your used oil collection container is full; take it to the recycling center.
Spend 20 minutes trying to locate your floor jack and jack stands; no luck.
Have a beer; you don't really need to jack up the Jeep anyway.
Place used oil collection container under the engine.
Pull out socket wrench and socket; the 5th one you try is finally the correct size.
Unscrew oil drain plug.
Drop drain plug in oil; splashing hot oil all over you (and the garage floor) in the process.
Wipe off face with dirty shop rag and sprinkle kitty litter on garage floor where oil splashed.
Have another beer while oil is draining.
Look 15 minutes for oil filter wrench; no luck.
Poke oil filter with a Phillips screwdriver and twist it off.
Wipe oil off of your arm with same dirty rag used in step 9; sprinkle more kitty litter on floor.
Buddy shows up; finish off 6-pack with him. Screw the oil change; finish it tomorrow!
Next day, drag full oil collection container out from underneath the Jeep.
Sprinkle more kitty litter on oil spilled during step 15.
Have a . . . wait, no beer left, drank it all yesterday.
Walk 2 miles to Corner Store; buy more beer.
Apply a thin coat of clean oil to gasket and install new oil filter.
Dump first quart of fresh oil into engine.
Remember drain plug from step 8!


Scramble to find drain plug in oil collection container.
Hurry to replace drain plug before entire quart of fresh oil drains all over floor.
Slip with wrench and bang knuckles on frame; band head on floor board in reaction.
Begin cussing fit and throw wrench across garage.
Clean up and apply Band-Aid to knuckles.
Sprinkle kitty litter on one entire quart of fresh oil now pooled under the Jeep.
Have another beer.
Dump in remainder of oil into engine.
Realize that while you were under the Jeep, it would have been a good time to grease everything, bleed the brakes, replace those dry-rotted body spacers, and find out where that hideous clanking noise is coming from.
Drive back to NAPA and buy another $150 worth of parts that either won't fit, will break when you try to install them, or will be saved for a later project (all of which will have long been misplaced by the time you are ready to start subject project).
Drive Jeep (1-quart low of oil) for 7,000 miles; then return to Step 1.








I beg to differ..........Boys!!!!!!



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:-P

edited by: purpleyjgirl, Jul 09, 2003 - 10:17 AM[addsig]

[purpleyjgirl]

Well atleast she gets the good stuff lol recycling is also a good thing lol [addsig]

[Utah_jeepster]

OK I will admit I take the womans way out...Jiffy lube...the guys and beleive it or not the Jiffy lube gal love it when I pull the ole jeep into the shop....(please note the shop has two CJ's and a lifted cherokee) and spend a hour trading trail storys.[addsig]

[Sully]

120.If you never cease to amaze people what your jeep is capable of.

121.When people in their little rice rockets pull up for a race,they underestamate the low gearing of a JEEP. :-D



edited by: Sully, Jul 21, 2003 - 04:18 PM[addsig]

[Utah_jeepster]

129: Look at the parking lot to find another Jeep to park next to before you look for the closes to the door.[addsig]

[Sully]

Hey thanks,I love that show. [addsig]