YOU KNOW YOU HAVE A REAL JEEP IF...

[Utah_jeepster]

55. You spend more to replace all four tires then you paid for your wifes wedding ring.[addsig]

[Tug-n-pull]

You have mud on the windshied, the inside! tug

hehehehehehe :-D

edited by: Tug-n-pull, Jul 03, 2003 - 07:30 PM[addsig]

[BostonJeep]

62. It breaks down more than jeepz.com hehe[addsig]

[Tug-n-pull]

Now that was Funny! If my old jeep breaks more than Jeepz I think I will trade her out for something different! hehehehehe Tug[addsig]

[Greencuke]

65. The answer to the question "are we gonna make this?" has ever been, "I dunno, hold on to something"
-Reggie[addsig]

[PASmokeater]

73. If this is how you change your oil.

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74. If this is an everday parking space

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75. If this site dosen't strike you as "odd"

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Rob :-P 8-) [addsig]

[Inspector-Gadget]

92. You have received death-threats from your normally loving and good natured main-squeeze just because you ran a disassembled Carter-BBD carburetor though the "power-wash" cycle of her dish washing machine. :-D [addsig]

[west747]

97. when you have to take the doors off for more elbow room.[addsig]

[Utah_jeepster]

98: when freinds tell you "dont take that road its all tore up" and you take it to try out your suspension[addsig]

[purpleyjgirl]

No I didnt want to be sexist or anything about the oil change thing but ummm yeah heres another joke How to Change the Oil in Your Jeep




Women:


Pull in to Jiffy Lube when the mileage reaches 3,000 since the last oil change.


Drink a cup of coffee.


Fifteen minutes later, pay $25 and leave with a properly maintained Jeep.




Men:


Go to NAPA Auto Parts and pay $30 for oil, filter, hand cleaner, scented tree air freshener, and numerous other items you realize you need.


Discover that your used oil collection container is full; take it to the recycling center.
Spend 20 minutes trying to locate your floor jack and jack stands; no luck.
Have a beer; you don't really need to jack up the Jeep anyway.
Place used oil collection container under the engine.
Pull out socket wrench and socket; the 5th one you try is finally the correct size.
Unscrew oil drain plug.
Drop drain plug in oil; splashing hot oil all over you (and the garage floor) in the process.
Wipe off face with dirty shop rag and sprinkle kitty litter on garage floor where oil splashed.
Have another beer while oil is draining.
Look 15 minutes for oil filter wrench; no luck.
Poke oil filter with a Phillips screwdriver and twist it off.
Wipe oil off of your arm with same dirty rag used in step 9; sprinkle more kitty litter on floor.
Buddy shows up; finish off 6-pack with him. Screw the oil change; finish it tomorrow!
Next day, drag full oil collection container out from underneath the Jeep.
Sprinkle more kitty litter on oil spilled during step 15.
Have a . . . wait, no beer left, drank it all yesterday.
Walk 2 miles to Corner Store; buy more beer.
Apply a thin coat of clean oil to gasket and install new oil filter.
Dump first quart of fresh oil into engine.
Remember drain plug from step 8!


Scramble to find drain plug in oil collection container.
Hurry to replace drain plug before entire quart of fresh oil drains all over floor.
Slip with wrench and bang knuckles on frame; band head on floor board in reaction.
Begin cussing fit and throw wrench across garage.
Clean up and apply Band-Aid to knuckles.
Sprinkle kitty litter on one entire quart of fresh oil now pooled under the Jeep.
Have another beer.
Dump in remainder of oil into engine.
Realize that while you were under the Jeep, it would have been a good time to grease everything, bleed the brakes, replace those dry-rotted body spacers, and find out where that hideous clanking noise is coming from.
Drive back to NAPA and buy another $150 worth of parts that either won't fit, will break when you try to install them, or will be saved for a later project (all of which will have long been misplaced by the time you are ready to start subject project).
Drive Jeep (1-quart low of oil) for 7,000 miles; then return to Step 1.








I beg to differ..........Boys!!!!!!



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:-P

edited by: purpleyjgirl, Jul 09, 2003 - 10:17 AM[addsig]

[purpleyjgirl]

Well atleast she gets the good stuff lol recycling is also a good thing lol [addsig]

[Utah_jeepster]

OK I will admit I take the womans way out...Jiffy lube...the guys and beleive it or not the Jiffy lube gal love it when I pull the ole jeep into the shop....(please note the shop has two CJ's and a lifted cherokee) and spend a hour trading trail storys.[addsig]

[jhiggins]

I thought that I was the only one that
did that LGR, well I am glad to see that
I am not alone....... :-D [addsig]

[rtoney9]

if you purposely drive through standing water and dirt on the road immediately after you have washed your jeep because it doesn't look right all shiny and neat.[addsig]

[phiambo01tj]

#113: If a cop has ever yelled at you for doing donuts in snow filled parking lots at 12:00 at night.

#114: People tell you "You know, if you ever get hit with no doors on, you're screwed!"[addsig]

[Utah_jeepster]

129: Look at the parking lot to find another Jeep to park next to before you look for the closes to the door.[addsig]

[jhiggins]

I have been there dont that in a 4.0

[raptor_pilot]

132. when you see a dropped rapper's car blasting music and you drive over it just because it was there.

133. It cost you more to repair your rig from your last expedition than it di when you bought it. (for the owners of used jeeps)
Mike

[RayOvac]

Heh, when after parking somewhere for an extended period of time you find cans or cups meticulously placed under your big tires so that you will run over them when you leave.

[Sully]

135.After you spend an hour cleaning the mud off your jeep,you go and get it all dirty.