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53. You smell like gas every where you go
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54. You only know how much gas you have left by looking at the odometer.[addsig]
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57. When you have a rope tied to each side of your roll bar to keep both seats from falling backwards beacuse the frames broke.[addsig]
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59. If your jeep spends more time broken down then on the road.[addsig]
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63.If your parants dont let you park in the driveway for fear all the mud on the jeep will fall off. [addsig]
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72. If when you cant be working on your jeep, or are wheeling it..... you spend countless hours on jeepz and other 4x4 related web-sites[addsig]
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87. When you sneeze at a light the person behind you screems god bless you.

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88. When your hard top doubles as a picnic table in the summer months.

89. When your blind spots are duct tape on torn windows

90. When the part store in #2 on the speed dial right after 911


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92. You have received death-threats from your normally loving and good natured main-squeeze just because you ran a disassembled Carter-BBD carburetor though the "power-wash" cycle of her dish washing machine. :-D
haha thats a good one.... lets see if we can make it to 100 :-D [addsig]
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OMG these are great! lol thanks I forwarded them to another Jeep Fanatic. Last night I had trees and sand inside my jeep. lol interesting clean up job for the car wash dudes I'm sure. 8-) [addsig]
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I surprised that I didn't see one about it being OK to where a bikini top but not the bottom.

Purpleyjgirl the thing about the doors in the outdoor shower, that is a cape cod thing. or if you live near a beach.

I have never used a outdoor car wash to change parts, but I do my winter oil changes there cause it is warmer!!

Another on to go with the dish washer, Has anyone ruined your mothers over cause you put powder coatings in there??? YA I did. didn't finish reading the directions about how it can ruin the oven and never use it for food again. But I was young and foolish then.

Awesome job, I agree! this should be turned into a book with illistrations![addsig]
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Changing your Oil takes that long and that much money?? should only take 15 min and 20 bucks for synthetic. :-D[addsig]
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103. Everytime you have to drive a normal car it feels like a sports car

104. When people start to refer to you as the guy (or girl) that drives the jeep[addsig]
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I change my oil in about 10 min.

PurpleYJgirl, I have heard that joke but it was changed around a bit, good one!
I think it was about the perfect date or something!! hehe

what are we on 105?

105. You don't own a hair dryer, instead you take the top off.

106. Your parts list is longer than the grocery list.

107. When you go to the corner store to get milk and you need a spotter.

108. Your leather belt doubles as a retaining mechanism for your windshield

109. The difficulty of every modification you make to your vehicle is rated in BPH (Beers Per Hour)[addsig]
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110. Your jeep has enough lift that you can remove the transmission and transfer case from it without having to jack it up.

111. Every time you see something that even remotly resembles an RTI ramp....you just cant resist.

112. Youve ever tried to ramp your jeep using boards leaned on someones tailgate.[addsig]
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#113: If a cop has ever yelled at you for doing donuts in snow filled parking lots at 12:00 at night.

#114: People tell you "You know, if you ever get hit with no doors on, you're screwed!"[addsig]
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122. When you find yourself waving at all the jeeps even when youre not driving one

123. When you go to look in your rearview mirror and realize they arent there.

124. When you end the trip and realize you no longer have the contents of your left pants pocket

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#131 (this is for the four banger guys) If you just smile and wave like an idiot when you hit a hill and start getting passed like crazy

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