Last minute X-mas gifts you really need!

Utah_jeepster

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Ok I know some of you still need a few stocking stuffers so I went through my garage and found a few things to sell.

On sale now



1. Tire Air Change Kit. This kit comes with everything you need to
change the air in your tires. This highly recommended but often
overlooked maintenance item is much easier now. Remember to change your
air every 3000 miles or twice a year. $25

2. Blinker Fluid. You knew it existed but, WOW, is this stuff hard to
find. 4oz bottle. $12

3. Synthetic Blinker Fluid. Better yet! 4oz bottle. $24

4. Light Bulb Filaments. Why throw away a perfectly good turn signal or
stop light bulb when you can just install a new filament? Premium
Filaments, made in the USA! $1 each.

5. Manifold Heat. Yes, your exhaust manifold should be HOT. If it's not,
you may need this item. Sold by the pound. $3.50

6. Steering Wheel Gaskets. All SIZES available! Email for specific
application. From $9.99

7. Tie Rod Tensioner. Is your tie rod limp? Tension it with T-50! $14.99

8. Alternator Batteries. (4 required, replace them all!) From $2.99

9. Fan Belt Buckles. Specify brass or chrome. Gold available special
order. $14.99

10. Muffler Bearing Manual. Print version $59.95

11. Muffler Bearing Manual. CD version $49.99

12. Universal Muffler Bearing Tool Kit $105.59

13. Muffler Bearing Hi Temp Synthetic Lube (the only kind we sell!)
$40.24

14. Muffler Bearings From $19.95

15. Muffler Bearing Gasket Kits From $9.99

16. Momentum (required for tackling some off road obstacles). Sold by
the lb-ft/sec $0.50

17. Microsoft Windows Eliminator. If your car or truck begins to run
poorly, (long time to start, frequent crashes, etc.), it's computer,
(ecm, ecu, black box, etc.), may have become infected with this nasty
computer virus. This product will safely remove the virus. $199

18. Mirror Image Flipper Film. Did you know that the images you see in
your rear view mirrors are reversed! This is a manufacturing flaw that
the auto companies have kept secret for years as the recall would cost
BILLIONS! This film can be cut and placed over any mirror to correct the
image. Now you'll be able to read signs in the rear view mirror! $5 per
square ft.



To take advantage of these offers, go to www.yagottabe****ting.com
 

hahahah! Don't forget about the "canuter valve" !!!

You have to have one of those..
 
I have some spare muffler belts I'll give away for free.

Seriously, I had a guy at the local quickie lube tell me they recommend changing out the freon every 10,000 miles. I told him I was born three days ago not yesterday.
 
You wouldn't happen to have a can or two of Winter air to go along with that tire air change kit, would you? I've still got Summer air in mine and don't want to ruin my tires.
 

I have only one can of High Mountain winter air left Sparky, but my jeep-in buddy down the street says he has an extra can of low altitude winter air and is willing to let it go for 10$. Now I dont know if these two types mix...help here people?
But I will pick it up for you and let you have the whole kit for 22$.

Deal?
 
I used to work at Autozone in the commercial department. There were some very naive females working at some of the local garages. When I made deliveries to some of them, I would slip a note on their desk to call autozone and get pricing for things such as mentioned in this thread.

We also included:
piston return springs
oil pump timing kit
crankstart conversion kit
emergency pullstart cord
ejector seat
heat/AC injectors
combustion pilot light
 
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