He should have skipped that lunch cocktail..

90Xjay

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OK, so this moron crashed his 700 foot boat into another 700 foot boat that was anchored up.
Who can come up with the most original caption for this photo?

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Cargo Ship Heading Down Mississippi River Hits Another Vessel Anchored West of New Orleans
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A small boat inspects a hole in the side of the 737-foot Panamanian-flagged Torm Anholt where it was damaged in a collision with the 712-foot Greek-flagged Zagora on the Mississippi River near Kenner, La. Monday, Oct. 16, 2006. No injuries were reported. (AP Photo/Bill Haber)
10-16-2006 5:57 PM

NEW ORLEANS -- A cargo ship heading down the Mississippi River struck another vessel anchored west of New Orleans on Monday, knocking a huge gash in the anchored vessel, the Coast Guard said.

The anchored ship was listing, but the hole was above the water line, and the vessel was not believed to be taking on water, said Chief Petty Officer Veronica Bandrowsky. No injuries were reported.

The vessels were the 712-foot Panamanian-flagged Zagora, which was heading down river at the Kenner Bend area west of New Orleans, and the 737-foot Greek-flagged Torm Anholt, which was at anchor at the time of the collision.

The Torm Anholt had a 12-foot-high, 6-foot-long gash in its right side 6 to 9 feet above the water line, the Coast Guard said. The ship listed after being struck but the tilt may have been due to a loss of ballast, the Coast Guard said.

There were no reports of damage to the Zagora.

The Coast Guard established a one-way traffic safety zone in the area, but river traffic was not halted, Bandrowsky said.
 
I'm pretty sure you can just buff that out.

I was thinkin that.....from Planes, Trains and Automobiles

"You can't rent an oil tanker with shower curtain rings! The people at the rental boat place are going to be happy as hell to see you!"
 

Wow, did you see the rack on that Girrrllll.... Holie crap WTF WAS THAT? Think the boss will be mad?
 
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