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[mud4feet]

I can stick my tongue in a light socket.

and SURVIVE!?!?!?!:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:

 

[lethaldose]

i fondled an ugly fat chick one time at a party when nobody was looking

 

[droopey]

Was her fur soft? :lol: urple: :lol: urple:

 

[mingez]

Was her fur soft? :lol: urple: :lol: urple:

Dude, don't say that about 90xjay, he has access to this thread you know... :lol:

 

[Green97TJ]

There are no absolute truths.

 

[mingez]

There are no absolute truths.

ABSOLUTELY TRUE!

 

[90Xjay]

There are no absolute truths.

Then.....How can you be absolutley sure?

 

[90Xjay]

Dude, don't say that about 90xjay, he has access to this thread you know... :lol:

IF you don't stopping picking on me... I'll tell a board moderat... oh yeah, ...nevermind.:redface:

 

[mingez]

IF you don't stopping picking on me... I'll tell a board moderat... oh yeah, ...nevermind.:redface:

Don't worry, I've given myself an infraction!


Bad mod! ((slaps himself in the hand: SMACK!))

 

[Sparky-Watts]

Everything I say is a lie, and that's the truth!

 

[Sparky-Watts]

I can stick my tongue in a light socket.

Yeah? I can stick a light in my tongue socket!

 

[Sparky-Watts]

Do the voices in my head bother you?

 

[mingez]

"BURP!" Excuse me...

 

[TwistedCU]

Do the voices in my head bother you?

No, so long as they leave me the hell alone

 

[tallen]

This refrigerator light thing bothers me???

 

[Saurian]

Didyaknow...

If Jack and Cokes consumed while bowling = X
and Jack and Cokes consumed at Mongolian Barbecue = Y
then X+Y=you and your friends singing old commercials, and cartoon themes on the ride home...

it's so terribly true...

 

[Sparky-Watts]

No, so long as they leave me the hell alone

You're just jealous because they talk to me and not you!

 

[Sparky-Watts]

Casper is the ghost of Richie Rich!

:shock: :shock: :shock:

 

[droopey]

I've got to go wee...........WEE!

 

[Sparky-Watts]

Cheer up, Mingez, spring is coming soon!

:lol: :lol: :lol: