The OFFICIAL Random thread

[mingez]

Hey, whats wrong with knickers? And dont get me started on my suspenders! Why, I remember this one time when I was a little lad.............

:lol:

When your suspenders got caught in your cotton gin?

 

[90Xjay]

oh my

 

[Itchee96]

What were we talking about again?

 

[mingez]

What were we talking about again?

I dunno. My crooked hat, and your age I think. LOL :lol:

 

[Itchee96]

I didnt leave my teeth here, did I? I cant seem to find them.

 

[Saurian]

Cotton gin, not so bad...
Polyester whisky, pretty rad...

 

[antsinmypants]

Avacado is the south american indian term for testicals.

 

[currupt4130]

Holy crap... You decided to show your face again. Nice to know you're alive ants.

 

[90Xjay]

Holy crap... You decided to show your face again. Nice to know you're alive ants.

:agree:

 

[southtj]

No, I'm not going to Rickroll you but you should see this video.

 

[mud4feet]

Hey There! Today is Mud and my anniversary! Happy anniversary Mudman- it's been four of the best years of my life. Oh- and I have I thanked you lately for bringing me to stinkin' southern Louisiana? Just kidding- I'd follow you anywhere-obviously. Somehow this posted under Mud's name- but this is Mudwoman here- too confusing for my teeny little brain.

 

[Itchee96]

Congrats Mud and Mudwoman.

 

[jeepster357]

If worms carried machine guns the birds wouldnt mess with 'em

 

[southtj]

But if wishes were horses, then dreamers would ride.

 

[jeepster357]

True, and if frogs had longer legs they wouldnt bump their rears when they hopped

 

[mingez]

wings in 4 over dallas....

I'm dreading the summer sports season.... baseball, golf, and other non-sports.

 

[Itchee96]

Whats wrong with baseball? I know its boring to watch sometimes, but it is still my favorite sport, besides croquet. (just a hint of sarcasm, but baseball is my favorite sport!)

 

[mingez]

Whats wrong with baseball? I know its boring to watch sometimes, but it is still my favorite sport, besides croquet. (just a hint of sarcasm, but baseball is my favorite sport!)

Oh god, you don't want to get me started on baseball and why I don't like it. LOL!
It's the only sport where many players never get a heart rate above 80 bpm.

Debates amongst my circle of friends abound with whether or not it should even be considered a sport. It's the darts, bowling, golf, baseball, soccer, basketball, football, hockey, fighting progression. Darts being the bottom-end of "sports" and football, hockey, and fighting sports being the most physically demanding.

But mostly, games are snoozers. I've fallen asleep the last 2 games I attended. Remember that Rockies v. Padres game? 22 innings! 22 innings and it was a 2-1 win for CO! Rockies are back at Petco Park, where the wheels first came off

Remember this? That would never happen at an NFL, NHL game.
[YT="Rubber neck at baseball game"]M0SmqNGESPg[/YT]

 

[mud4feet]

Hey, Mingez, you forgot about Poker!!!! Now, THERE'S an exhausting, physically demanding "sport"!!!!:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:

Always wondered why the "ESPN's" (the OCHO!!!) are loaded with Poker tournaments........I always thought gambling was something you did on sports, not a sport itself!?!?!

 

[mud4feet]

wings in 4 over dallas......

I like your way of thinking..................sorry about your sharks!



GO WINGS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!