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    Things that make you go...hmmmm:


    Saddam.........................Mel


    I guess they have one thing in common... Their love of the Semetic persuasion.


    Currently own a 98 XJ bone stock, but click Here: For pics of my TJ and old XJ.

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    So..... I was sitting there naked in my bean bag chair eating cheetos and watching porn.............................
    "When everything is coming your way, you're in the wrong lane."

    Miss my 96 XJ!!!


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    Sorry, had to do it. Had a guy tell two of us this one night when we were at his house taking a home invasion report. Who the heck tells police this when they arrive? Its my favorite saying.
    "When everything is coming your way, you're in the wrong lane."

    Miss my 96 XJ!!!


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    I hate tailgaters. Do anything you want on the road... don't tailgare me. I've been known for leaving the ball hitch or shackle tongue in the receiver for spontaneous hard braking to deter tailgaters. If you are a tailgater, smack yourself across the lips for me, will ya?

  5. #45

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    X2 /\
    "When everything is coming your way, you're in the wrong lane."

    Miss my 96 XJ!!!


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    Quote Originally Posted by TwistedCopper View Post
    I hate tailgaters. Do anything you want on the road... don't tailgare me. I've been known for leaving the ball hitch or shackle tongue in the receiver for spontaneous hard braking to deter tailgaters. If you are a tailgater, smack yourself across the lips for me, will ya?
    or when your are the red light and it turns green and if you don't begin to move forward in about 1.5 nanoseconds the jerk wad behind you lays on the horn.
    thats when I pull it down into low gear and run about 4 mph until his/her blood is boiling.

  7. #47
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    Never did I envision my life depending so much on ferry service.
    Just Enjoy Every Possibility!

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    There once was a man from Nantucket who had a....

    blatant jokessubliminal sarcasmsexual innuendo

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    Jeep?

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    Quote Originally Posted by mud4feet View Post
    Never did I envision my life depending so much on ferry service.
    Look on the brite side... at least it doesn't depend on "fairy" serivce

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    "Look on the brite side... at least it doesn't depend on "fairy" serivce"


    and for this I am eternally grateful.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Utah_jeepster View Post
    There once was a man from Nantucket who had a....
    Quote Originally Posted by 90Xjay View Post
    Jeep?
    ...so rusted....

    blatant jokessubliminal sarcasmsexual innuendo

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    Target is not really "French owned", but they do have a Starbucks in the one in York.

    The dot 90 was referring to earlier looks like it is just the top of an odd shaped cursor, like a cursor with a little som'n som'n extra on it.

    Oh, and I have the largest big toes that I have or anyone I have ever shown them to (an elite few) has ever seen. They're monsters. Fred Flintstone has got nothin' on me.

    Oh, and one more thing... I took off work today just for nothin'. A "mental health" day if you will. I took the bumper caps off the LJ and that's the most productive thing I plan on doing all day until it's time to cook dinner .
    Last edited by TwistedCU; 01-04-2007 at 12:40 PM.

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    i wonder if you smoked coffee grinds if it would be like smoking cheap crack ? .... street market would be all messed up LoL .... also why cant i win the damn lotto ! i pick what sound like winners i try to picture the announcer saying the numbers as i choose them and MAN i have some good ones and then the beotCH never pics the ones i did .. its always defeat
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    Yeah, I'm in denver also.

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    One time my friend misplaced his scissors. (on the couch) They somehow became stuck between the thick cusions sharp end up. Well to say the least when he sat down he found them.

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    Quote Originally Posted by lethaldose View Post
    i wonder if you smoked coffee grinds if it would be like smoking cheap crack ? .... street market would be all messed up LoL .... also why cant i win the damn lotto ! i pick what sound like winners i try to picture the announcer saying the numbers as i choose them and MAN i have some good ones and then the beotCH never pics the ones i did .. its always defeat
    the lottery is a tax for people who aren't good at math.

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    Scarlett Johansson has a fantastic rack.


    Currently own a 98 XJ bone stock, but click Here: For pics of my TJ and old XJ.

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    and AWSOME lips
    "When everything is coming your way, you're in the wrong lane."

    Miss my 96 XJ!!!


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