The OFFICIAL Random thread

[mingez]

Things that make you go...hmmmm:


Saddam.........................Mel


I guess they have one thing in common... Their love of the Semetic persuasion.

[dropseys]

So..... I was sitting there naked in my bean bag chair eating cheetos and watching porn.............................

[dropseys]

Sorry, had to do it. Had a guy tell two of us this one night when we were at his house taking a home invasion report. Who the heck tells police this when they arrive? Its my favorite saying.

[TwistedCU]

I hate tailgaters. Do anything you want on the road... don't tailgare me. I've been known for leaving the ball hitch or shackle tongue in the receiver for spontaneous hard braking to deter tailgaters. If you are a tailgater, smack yourself across the lips for me, will ya?

[dropseys]

X2 /\

[90Xjay]

I hate tailgaters. Do anything you want on the road... don't tailgare me. I've been known for leaving the ball hitch or shackle tongue in the receiver for spontaneous hard braking to deter tailgaters. If you are a tailgater, smack yourself across the lips for me, will ya?

or when your are the red light and it turns green and if you don't begin to move forward in about 1.5 nanoseconds the jerk wad behind you lays on the horn.
thats when I pull it down into low gear and run about 4 mph until his/her blood is boiling.

[mud4feet]

Never did I envision my life depending so much on ferry service.

[Utah_jeepster]

There once was a man from Nantucket who had a....

[90Xjay]

Jeep?

[90Xjay]

Never did I envision my life depending so much on ferry service.

Look on the brite side... at least it doesn't depend on "fairy" serivce

[mudwoman]

"Look on the brite side... at least it doesn't depend on "fairy" serivce"


and for this I am eternally grateful.

[Utah_jeepster]

There once was a man from Nantucket who had a....

Jeep?

...so rusted....

[TwistedCU]

Target is not really "French owned", but they do have a Starbucks in the one in York.

The dot 90 was referring to earlier looks like it is just the top of an odd shaped cursor, like a cursor with a little som'n som'n extra on it.

Oh, and I have the largest big toes that I have or anyone I have ever shown them to (an elite few) has ever seen. They're monsters. Fred Flintstone has got nothin' on me.

Oh, and one more thing... I took off work today just for nothin'. A "mental health" day if you will. I took the bumper caps off the LJ and that's the most productive thing I plan on doing all day until it's time to cook dinner .

[lethaldose]

i wonder if you smoked coffee grinds if it would be like smoking cheap crack ? .... street market would be all messed up LoL .... also why cant i win the damn lotto ! i pick what sound like winners i try to picture the announcer saying the numbers as i choose them and MAN i have some good ones and then the beotCH never pics the ones i did .. its always defeat

[rockymtnjp]

Yeah, I'm in denver also.

[rockymtnjp]

One time my friend misplaced his scissors. (on the couch) They somehow became stuck between the thick cusions sharp end up. Well to say the least when he sat down he found them.

[90Xjay]

i wonder if you smoked coffee grinds if it would be like smoking cheap crack ? .... street market would be all messed up LoL .... also why cant i win the damn lotto ! i pick what sound like winners i try to picture the announcer saying the numbers as i choose them and MAN i have some good ones and then the beotCH never pics the ones i did .. its always defeat

the lottery is a tax for people who aren't good at math.

[mingez]

Scarlett Johansson has a fantastic rack.

[dropseys]

and AWSOME lips

[southtj]

I want one!
http://www.autoblog.com/photos/camar...tible-concept/