The OFFICIAL Random thread

[mingez]

 

[tallen]

Sometimes when I stop to think, I forget to start again

 

[mingez]

These are words that I'm typing...

 

[jeepless20]

this is what ive been thinking for the past few weeks or so. "4.0ho and a 5sp, what more do i need."

 

[mingez]

this is what ive been thinking for the past few weeks or so. "4.0ho and a 5sp, what more do i need."

Scarlett Johansson. I'm sorry, but I'd blow my jeep up and slit all of your throats for a night with that one.

 

[90Xjay]

I can't believe you'd post that!:shock:

 

[lethaldose]

T-SHIRT HELL OWNS ALL .... ohh yeah i have a new sexual erotic whatever idea .... i call it TAINT PAINT color your dull areas LOL

 

[Green97TJ]

So something I've always wondered... when you go to a public restroom, why are there always like, 10 toilets, 5 sinks, and only 2 hand dryers???? It just doesnt make any sense to me.

 

[dropseys]

Sorta like washing your handsin the restroom then touching a door after all the other people who don't wash also touch. Still kinda gross if you ask me.

 

[mingez]

I can't believe you'd post that!:shock:

Why? I have nothing against flour.

 

[dropseys]

If a Woodchuck Could Chuck Wood.............Somebody should hire him before he gets in line at the unemployment agency and files.

 

[90Xjay]

Sorta like washing your handsin the restroom then touching a door after all the other people who don't wash also touch. Still kinda gross if you ask me.

thats why you grab a paper towel or whatever else is handy to grab the handle with then toss it towards the trash can on the way out and then head to the dinner table with your two hands in the air being careful not to touch anything.:lol: :lol:

 

[Sparky-Watts]

These are words that I'm typing...

....read this with your eyes.....

 

[Sparky-Watts]

I have a confession.......I am actually a lesbian.

 

[Sparky-Watts]

.....and I'm trapped in a man's body!

 

[lethaldose]

testes.... one ..... two ..... threeee ?

 

[southtj]

Conjunction Junction, what's your function?
Hooking up words and phrases and clauses.
Conjunction Junction, how's that function?
I got three favorite cars
That get most of my job done.
Conjunction Junction, what's their function?
I got "and", "but", and "or",
They'll get you pretty far.

 

[lethaldose]

i'm nuts over midgets !

 

[90Xjay]

i'm nuts over midgets !

http://tlc.discovery.com/fansites/lpbw/lpbw.html

 

[TwistedCU]

Conjunction Junction, what's your function?

Schoolhouse Rock rocked!