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90Xjay
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So this guy got sent to prison.
first time in the joint and scared to death.
his first night in the cell, his bunk mate never spoke a word to him, at lights out, he was feeling real bad.
All was quiet, then he heard a voice down the row shout out "75!" and everyone burst out laughing... and after a minute, .... all quiet again.
About 5 minutes go by and another voice yells "34!" Again with the laughing, all up and down the cells
The new guy finally leans over his bunk and says to his cell mate, hey what gives with the numbers and laughing?
His cell mate explained that in prison, they had all of the jokes memorized and numbered and to save time, if you wanted to tell a joke, just call out the number assigned to it instead.
OK, he thought, maybe I'll tell a few and the other inmates might think I'm funny and not give me a hard time in here.
He lays there, thinking, and then he yelled out "17!".... nothing, silence.
He thought to himself, man, maybe that was a bad joke, or maybe racial.
Oh crap!
He thought about it and decided to try another one, to smooth over the last failed attempt.
He yelled out " 65!" again, nothing.. just silence.
After a few minutes of really sweating it out, he leaned over and ask his cell mate, what was wrong with the jokes he chose, I mean, nobody laughed.
His cell mate answered back.... "Well.... some people can tell a joke, and some people can't"
first time in the joint and scared to death.
his first night in the cell, his bunk mate never spoke a word to him, at lights out, he was feeling real bad.
All was quiet, then he heard a voice down the row shout out "75!" and everyone burst out laughing... and after a minute, .... all quiet again.
About 5 minutes go by and another voice yells "34!" Again with the laughing, all up and down the cells
The new guy finally leans over his bunk and says to his cell mate, hey what gives with the numbers and laughing?
His cell mate explained that in prison, they had all of the jokes memorized and numbered and to save time, if you wanted to tell a joke, just call out the number assigned to it instead.
OK, he thought, maybe I'll tell a few and the other inmates might think I'm funny and not give me a hard time in here.
He lays there, thinking, and then he yelled out "17!".... nothing, silence.
He thought to himself, man, maybe that was a bad joke, or maybe racial.
Oh crap!
He thought about it and decided to try another one, to smooth over the last failed attempt.
He yelled out " 65!" again, nothing.. just silence.
After a few minutes of really sweating it out, he leaned over and ask his cell mate, what was wrong with the jokes he chose, I mean, nobody laughed.
His cell mate answered back.... "Well.... some people can tell a joke, and some people can't"
Saurian
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Know it in your heart to be true, without a shadow of a doubt that THIS
is the City of Progress...
To act like you're talking on stage or television, even though you're not, mouth the words "watermelon cantaloupe"... Otherwise, more times than not, you end up just flapping your lips like a fish...
is the City of Progress...
To act like you're talking on stage or television, even though you're not, mouth the words "watermelon cantaloupe"... Otherwise, more times than not, you end up just flapping your lips like a fish...
Red Neckerson
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I saw a clean looking FSJ today
Think I'll see if'n its for sale.
Wouldn't mind cutting the fenders and running some 32's....
I used to have a 1980 J-10PU around 1986. 3" lift (re-arched springs) and 33s. Had a 6 banger and an auto transmission. Yea, it was pretty gutless, but the babes liked it!
90Xjay
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Red Neckerson
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felix_santi
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Once upon a time, long ago,_________
Red Neckerson
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:rofl: :funny: :rofl: :funny:
Two more uses for duct tape...
"Duct tape bandit charged in robbery"
http://www.myrtlebeachonline.com/617/story/157796.html
Note the part how the owner of the liquor store also had duct tape wrapped around his club. From the looks of the pics, I don't think a choke hold was the only thing done to the bandit.
"Duct tape bandit charged in robbery"
http://www.myrtlebeachonline.com/617/story/157796.html
Note the part how the owner of the liquor store also had duct tape wrapped around his club. From the looks of the pics, I don't think a choke hold was the only thing done to the bandit.
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a man and his dog __________
90Xjay
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Saurian
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Ice and potato chips. While on the way there, they ran into ___________________
felix_santi
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a midget and his frog
So the dog says to the frog...
