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BTW, on the subject of baby names, how about Bluebeard? Or Skimp? I always thought those were nice names... They work for boys or girls, too.
 

anyone have a jeep they would like to give me? I need one and figured it'd be worth asking. Thanks!
 

I figured I'd just like to mention that this forum rocks for not caring that Mingez is double-posting like no other. Every other forum I've ever been to bans people for that stuff. Go Jeepz.com!

that is just one of the many really tough battles we must fight every day here in cyberspace. Double-posting endangers animals and takes food from young children everyday. p0p
 

Ole had a car accident. In court, the trucking company's lawyer was questioning Ole. "Didn't you say, at the scene of the accident, 'I'm fine,'?" asked the lawyer.
Ole responded, "Vell, I'll tell you vat happened. I had just loaded my favorite mule, Bessie, into the..."
"I didn't ask for any details", the lawyer interrupted. "Just answer the question. Did you not say, at the scene of the accident, 'I'm fine!'?"
Ole said, "Vell, I had just got Bessie into the trailer and I was driving down the road...."
The lawyer interrupted again and said, "Judge, I am trying to establish the fact that, at the scene of the accident, this man told the Highway Patrolman on the scene that he was just fine. Now several weeks after the accident he is trying to sue my client. I believe he is a fraud. Please tell him to simply answer the question."
By this time, the Judge was fairly interested in Ole's answer and said to the lawyer, "I'd like to hear what he has to say about his favorite mule, Bessie".
Ole thanked the Judge and proceeded. "Vell as I vas saying, I had just loaded Bessie, my favorite mule, into the trailer and vas driving her down the highway ven this huge semi-truck and trailer ran the stop sign and smacked my truck right in the side. I vas thrown into one ditch and Bessie vas thrown into the other. I vas hurting, real bad and didn't vant to move. However, I could hear Bessie moaning and groaning. I knew she was in terrible shape just by her groans. Shortly after the accident a Highway Patrolman came on the scene. He could hear Bessie moaning and groaning so he went over to her. After he looked at her and saw her fatal condition, he took out his gun and shot her between the eyes. Then the Patrolman came across the road, gun still in hand, looked at me and said, "How are you feeling?" "Now vat vould you say?
 

I figured I'd just like to mention that this forum rocks for not caring that Mingez is double-posting like no other. Every other forum I've ever been to bans people for that stuff. Go Jeepz.com!

Double posting? Where?
 
"kaatu barada nicto!"

Said in 2 movies. Name them.

The Day the Earth Stood Still is where it was originally said.

Toys
Men in Black.
And of course the remake of The Day the Earth Stood Still.

Not a movie but let's not forget The Rockford Files. :shades:
 

The Day the Earth Stood Still is where it was originally said.

Toys
Men in Black.
And of course the remake of The Day the Earth Stood Still.

Not a movie but let's not forget The Rockford Files. :shades:
I didn't realize it was said in Toys and Men in Black.

It was said in a cult classic as well. Name that.
 
Geez, well evidently the phrase has been in many more movies than I thought. But the movie I was looking for is the CULT CLASSIC:

"The Army of Darkness"

Remember, Ash has to say that before picking up the Necronomicon.

One of the best movies ever! LOL p0p p0p
 
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