Tis the Season


some of my Christmas observations:


after opening 1.8 gallons of cologne and installing 27 AA batteries... I'm "into" Christmas!

I remember what daddy used to say on Christmas morning: "When I was a kid, all we got was a poke of hard candy and maybe an orange, and we were lad to git it"

The tiny fingers of the 12 year old Chinese factory workers are perfectly suited to tying the 18 different wire ties to the back of the box where the lead painted toy is fastened to

It's hard enjoying my Christmas lights when I know my electric meter is spinning fast enough to make heat for the dog house

You know, egg nog is good, but it is too thick and must be thinned out.........................
Captain Morgan works well... hee hee hee
 
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