I am a fly fishing fool, who thinks the yarn and feathered creations I make are good enough to fool the smartest of trout. I am lucky that there are a lot of dumb trout out there because I have had "some" luck with my late night creations. So I persevere in my laboratory late at nights with hopes to create the ultimate lure.
Yes I need medical help but any man/woman who is willing to stand on the side of a half frozen river and throw good money into it with wild hopes of catching a free fish should look into what he or she has spent and what your local market has on sale for fresh fish and compare the costs.
As a fly fisherman and a card carrying fanatic ( fishing license ) I refuse to look into this and continue to toil away in my laboratory knowing I am on the verge of creating a master piece that all of the smartest of fish will be fooled into eating my yarn, bead, and feather creations as the most delectable thing they have ever saw.