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    you never saw this one coming

    Chuck Norris doesn't play "hide-and-seek." He plays "hide-and-pray-I-don't-find-you."

    The real reason Hitler killed himself is because he found out that Chuck Norris is Jewish.

    Chuck Norris can do a wheelie on a unicycle.

    Chuck Norris beat Halo 1, 2, and 3 on Legendary with a broken Guitar Hero controller.

    If you spell Chuck Norris wrong on Google it doesn't say, "Did you mean Chuck Norris?" It simply replies, "Run while you still have the chance."

    If he wanted to, Chuck Norris could rob a bank. By phone.

    Chuck Norris puts the "laughter" in "manslaughter".

    Chuck Norris doesn't teabag , he potatoe sacks.


    ha ha ha, chuck norris is back
    03 rhd tj

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    Chuck Norris sleeps with a night light on. Not because Chuck Norris is afraid of the dark, but because the dark is afraid of Chuck Norris.


    Jimbodean
    01 TJ

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    Re: you never saw this one coming

    Chuck Norris built a time machine and went back in time to stop the JFK assassination. As Oswald shot, Chuck Norris met all three bullets with his beard, deflecting them. JFK's head exploded out of sheer amazement.

    A blind man once stepped on Chuck Norris' shoe. Chuck replied, "Don't you know who I am? I'm Chuck Norris!" The mere mention of his name cured this man blindness. Sadly the first, last, and only thing this man ever saw, was a fatal roundhouse delivered by Chuck Norris.
    03 rhd tj

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    Chuck Norris has the greatest poker face of all time. He once won the final hand of the World Poker Tour's 1997 Championship with a 4 of diamonds, a jack of spades, a beer coaster from the casino bar, a "Get Out of Jail Free" card from Monopoly, and a green number 5 card from UNO.


    Jimbodean
    01 TJ

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    :)
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    Re: you never saw this one coming

    Chuck Norris once had sex in the back of a semi. We now know that semi as Optimus Prime

    Chuck Norris dosen't call the wrong number. You answered the wrong phone

    Chuck Norris died 20 years ago, Death just hasn't built up the courage to tell him yet.

    Chuck Norris is the reason Waldo is hiding.

    Chuck Norris counted to infinity...... twice

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    Uhoh
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    Chuck Norris approved
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    Holy shiznit, dude!!

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    Re: you never saw this one coming

    thats badass. i wonder what kind of car that is
    03 rhd tj

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    Quote Originally Posted by superj
    thats badass. i wonder what kind of car that is
    Idk. But I do know that I will never buy that car, and I will consider buying that bike... (Hell, I'll even save some gas money with a bike)

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    Re: you never saw this one coming

    Ha habha
    03 rhd tj

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    Chuck Norris's house
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    Re: you never saw this one coming

    Ha ha ha
    03 rhd tj

  15. Re: you never saw this one coming

    That's good,when I had seen it earlier it didn't sink in . Had thought it said "home destroyed by fire". Till I seen superj Post a ha ha ,figured to go back and look at what I was missing.

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