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[FredDog01]

no comment

 

[TrailRatedRN]

Running out of gas.

I like my answer better

 

[FredDog01]

never play leap frog with an elephant

 

[Utah_jeepster]

Never play leap frog with a porcupine!

 

[FredDog01]

Never spit into the wind.

 

[RudeDog]

Or fart into da wind

 

[FredDog01]

silent but deadly

 

[Gennybro]

short and nasty

 

[Gennybro]

toothless one speaks.

 

[Gennybro]

every one responds

 

[RudeDog]

Eyeballs fog up and water.

 

[FredDog01]

light de matches

 

[RudeDog]

Dissipate the natural methane gas

 

[FredDog01]

gas warfare, must eat beans, hard boiled eggs & beer in defense

 

[Gennybro]

dont need none of the above, Im just naturally nasty, come on over and chat for a spell, and yee shall see. {well smell]

 

[FredDog01]

as they say in the cartoons "smell you later " at a safe distance

 

[RudeDog]

Ya.... Keep yer blink'n brown eye closed tight..

 

[Gennybro]

Ya.... Keep yer blink'n brown eye closed tight..

have tried that, still pi$$es folks off I mean It is really hard to keep the toothless one from speakeing

 

[Gennybro]

daughter has same issue, we is not nice to be around when we cut loose. be warned.

 

[FredDog01]

long as it's just gas. Never trust a fart to be just a fart.