Page 1 of 2 12 Last

Thread: funny story

  1. #1
    Gennybro's Avatar
    Gennybro is offline Senior Member
    Join Date
    Jul 2013
    Posts
    3,704

    funny story

    Two Mennenite couples went camping in a pop up camper. In there society in that situation , the men have to sleep on one side of the camper and the ladys on the other side. Well the ladys was rather heavy stout women, in the mourn the men got up early and went to take care of their mourning biz. Upon returning to the camper, it had tee ter tooded with the ladys inside screaming for help to get out.
    Needs to go yonder.

  2. #2
    TerryMason's Avatar
    TerryMason is offline Administrator
    Join Date
    Dec 1999
    Location
    Virginia Beach VA
    Posts
    7,625

    Re: funny story

    I'm not sure what I expected, but it wasn't that

  3. #3
    Gennybro's Avatar
    Gennybro is offline Senior Member
    Join Date
    Jul 2013
    Posts
    3,704

    Re: funny story

    I was at a friends house one summer day helping him renovate the place. The bathroom was out of commision and I had to take a wiz, so I stepped out back and was doing my duty. Then as in the middle of my duty I felt warm liquid running down my leg. I'm thinking what to heck I'm not going on myself, I looked down and as I was doing my thing, his dog was doing his thing on my leg.
    Needs to go yonder.

  4. #4
    Gennybro's Avatar
    Gennybro is offline Senior Member
    Join Date
    Jul 2013
    Posts
    3,704

    Re: funny story

    This thread is really getting boreing.
    Needs to go yonder.

  5. #5
    Gennybro's Avatar
    Gennybro is offline Senior Member
    Join Date
    Jul 2013
    Posts
    3,704

    Re: funny story

    Hey ya all, wake up ! 3 days and no one is posting anything ! Get off that couch and come alive , dont make me have to get on ya now.
    Needs to go yonder.

  6. #6
    Gennybro's Avatar
    Gennybro is offline Senior Member
    Join Date
    Jul 2013
    Posts
    3,704

    Re: funny story

    I devolped this slight phoebia about birds. Yup sure did. I was in the passenger seat of my friends van. We was going about 20 mph on a street in town. I seen this black bird flying towards us from my side of the vechicle, it was about a hundred yards away, I didint think anything about it , it's a bird flying big deal. Well, that sucker flew right into the side of my head. Totally stunned me. Told my friend to pull over, the bird was in the back of the van under the seat. I got the raskel, he wasnt hurt and let him go out the window. He flew to a near bye building and clung to the side of it. I wiped my face and seen blood, heck his beak went into the side of my face. Now ya got a jeeper parinode about birds lol
    Needs to go yonder.

  7. #7
    JPNinPA's Avatar
    JPNinPA is offline Senior Member
    Join Date
    Feb 2009
    Location
    Dayton Ohio Area
    Posts
    4,045

    funny story




    Good thing the bird was unharmed. Harming some carries a fine. Harming a red winged blackbird is a $250,000 fine. They are very territorial.

    Regards,
    JPNinPA

    Sent using TapTalk
    "Never look down on anybody unless you're helping him up" - Jesse Jackson

  8. #8
    TerryMason's Avatar
    TerryMason is offline Administrator
    Join Date
    Dec 1999
    Location
    Virginia Beach VA
    Posts
    7,625

    Re: funny story

    Nice

  9. #9
    XJReaper's Avatar
    XJReaper is offline Member
    Join Date
    Jan 2018
    Posts
    81

    Re: funny story

    Quote Originally Posted by Gennybro View Post
    I devolped this slight phoebia about birds. Yup sure did. I was in the passenger seat of my friends van. We was going about 20 mph on a street in town. I seen this black bird flying towards us from my side of the vechicle, it was about a hundred yards away, I didint think anything about it , it's a bird flying big deal. Well, that sucker flew right into the side of my head. Totally stunned me. Told my friend to pull over, the bird was in the back of the van under the seat. I got the raskel, he wasnt hurt and let him go out the window. He flew to a near bye building and clung to the side of it. I wiped my face and seen blood, heck his beak went into the side of my face. Now ya got a jeeper parinode about birds lol
    Alfred Hitchcock style driving.

    Sent from my [device_name] using Jeepz.com mobile app

  10. #10
    Gennybro's Avatar
    Gennybro is offline Senior Member
    Join Date
    Jul 2013
    Posts
    3,704

    Re: funny story

    Quote Originally Posted by JPNinPA View Post



    Good thing the bird was unharmed. Harming some carries a fine. Harming a red winged blackbird is a $250,000 fine. They are very territorial.

    Regards,
    JPNinPA

    Sent using TapTalk
    But darn ,he attacked me.
    Needs to go yonder.

  11. #11
    Gennybro's Avatar
    Gennybro is offline Senior Member
    Join Date
    Jul 2013
    Posts
    3,704

    Re: funny story

    The animals pi$$ on me and attack me and no one cares.
    Needs to go yonder.

  12. #12
    JPNinPA's Avatar
    JPNinPA is offline Senior Member
    Join Date
    Feb 2009
    Location
    Dayton Ohio Area
    Posts
    4,045

    Re: funny story

    You posted this under funny story...now you want us to feel bad about your encounter. So I guess laughing is now out of the question. Huh?


    Regards,
    JPNinPA

    Sent using TapTalk
    "Never look down on anybody unless you're helping him up" - Jesse Jackson

  13. #13
    Gennybro's Avatar
    Gennybro is offline Senior Member
    Join Date
    Jul 2013
    Posts
    3,704

    Re: funny story

    Well ahhhhh hmmmmmm
    Needs to go yonder.

  14. #14
    Gennybro's Avatar
    Gennybro is offline Senior Member
    Join Date
    Jul 2013
    Posts
    3,704

    Re: funny story

    i'm stiill thinking
    Needs to go yonder.

  15. #15
    Gennybro's Avatar
    Gennybro is offline Senior Member
    Join Date
    Jul 2013
    Posts
    3,704

    Re: funny story

    oh boy this is not good !
    Needs to go yonder.

  16. #16
    JPNinPA's Avatar
    JPNinPA is offline Senior Member
    Join Date
    Feb 2009
    Location
    Dayton Ohio Area
    Posts
    4,045

    Re: funny story

    Head hurt?


    Regards,
    JPNinPA

    Sent using TapTalk
    "Never look down on anybody unless you're helping him up" - Jesse Jackson

  17. #17
    Gennybro's Avatar
    Gennybro is offline Senior Member
    Join Date
    Jul 2013
    Posts
    3,704

    Re: funny story

    I dont want to talk about it.
    Needs to go yonder.

  18. #18
    JPNinPA's Avatar
    JPNinPA is offline Senior Member
    Join Date
    Feb 2009
    Location
    Dayton Ohio Area
    Posts
    4,045

    Re: funny story

    Let it go then.
    The past is behind you!


    JPNinPA
    Using Jeepz.com app
    "Never look down on anybody unless you're helping him up" - Jesse Jackson

  19. #19
    Gennybro's Avatar
    Gennybro is offline Senior Member
    Join Date
    Jul 2013
    Posts
    3,704

    Re: funny story

    The dog, yes ! But the birds, well one of them left a difinite impact. Maybe Dr phil could help, hmmmm. But on anouther story I heard from a co worker that was into motocross raceing. He went to costa rica and told me the trails went through the jungle and the monkeys was waiting in the trees to pi$$ on them as they went underneath.
    Needs to go yonder.

  20. #20
    JPNinPA's Avatar
    JPNinPA is offline Senior Member
    Join Date
    Feb 2009
    Location
    Dayton Ohio Area
    Posts
    4,045

    Re: funny story

    Better than being ****ed off.


    Regards,
    JPNinPA

    Sent using TapTalk
    "Never look down on anybody unless you're helping him up" - Jesse Jackson

Page 1 of 2 12 Last

Similar Threads

  1. and yet ANOTHER funny story...
    By Abutterfly in forum General Chat
    Replies: 4
    Last Post: 06-13-2008, 09:29 PM
  2. a sad Jeep Story
    By lethaldose in forum CJ YJ TJ and JK
    Replies: 12
    Last Post: 07-18-2006, 04:57 AM
  3. The Story of Life
    By 2004tjsport in forum General Chat
    Replies: 3
    Last Post: 07-12-2005, 06:05 PM
  4. an soa story
    By currupt4130 in forum CJ YJ TJ and JK
    Replies: 17
    Last Post: 08-25-2004, 12:52 PM
  5. please tell me what you think of my story!!!
    By RenegadeChic77 in forum General Chat
    Replies: 11
    Last Post: 11-12-2003, 06:33 PM

Posting Permissions

  • You may not post new threads
  • You may not post replies
  • You may not post attachments
  • You may not edit your posts
  •  

Log in

Log in