YOU KNOW YOU HAVE A REAL JEEP IF...

u know u have a real jeep if every where u go ppl ask ya how much u want for it and when ya say its not for sale they say really how much u want for it
 
If you get excited when the weather guy calls for bad weather, cause you can't wait to play in the mud and slop!!!!
 

You get really really excited about things like "primitive road" or "unmaintained road ahead" because it makes it seem like all the noises are on purpose. :)
 
#132 You can buy something to repair your jeep from the money you get for taking the beer cans you went through while working on your jeep to be recycled.

#133 On it's maiden winter voyage, you have both doors tied shut with bailing twine and the hard top's held on with vicegrip clamps.

#134 When you've got more tools in your jeep than in your garage.

#135 You've done body work with a sledge hammer.

#136 Your neighbor says: " I've got a set of mufflers you can have down in the barn. No...really... take 'em."
 
You know you drive a real jeep when you just spent the past two hours reading this thread kicking yourself for letting your bran new tub sit in the driveway and the chassis in the back yard for the past four months...(69 cj5 304 Borg-Warner t18 transmission Dana 24 t-case) with a 67 m38a1 in the garage only needing a rad and brake job
 

Ian Davis said:
You know you drive a real jeep when you just spent the past two hours reading this thread kicking yourself for letting your bran new tub sit in the driveway and the chassis in the back yard for the past four months...(69 cj5 304 Borg-Warner t18 transmission Dana 24 t-case) with a 67 m38a1 in the garage only needing a rad and brake job

Soooo...you're driving that? Lol
 

You know you have a real jeep when your wife won't hardly ride with you because "the suspension hurts her boobs".
 
You Know you have a real jeep if you look through old threads on a jeep forum because its too nice outside to do anything fun in your jeep.
 

OR
If you spent more on your lift($2300) than your jeep($500)
 
You know that u have a real jeep if u brag to your friends u have a better vehicle than ur friends 2012 mustang cause u can depart four passengers in 3.0 seconds and if someone peuks u just hose it out

<(icedmiester)>
 
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