For all the girls...

[JeepGirl9248]

Re: ARB Lockers (air compressor)

Why Jeeps are better than men....

-After a good ride in your Jeep, you can immediately go for another ride.

-Middle-aged Jeeps don't feel the need to abandon you for a younger owner.

-If a Jeep screws up repeatedly you can trade it in for a better model.

-A Jeep gets turned on only when you want it to be turned on.

-Even small Jeeps give satisfaction.

-When driving, you and your Jeep can arrive at the same time.

-Your Jeep never wants a night out with the other Jeeps.

-Jeeps are easy to buy for.

-A rocky relationship with your Jeep is actually fun.

-Jeeps can go for hours on end.

-Jeeps go as fast or as slow as you want.

-Jeeps handle the valleys not just the mountains.

-If your Jeep's too small you can always make it bigger.

-Jeeps don't care how many other Jeeps you've ridden.

-Jeeps don't mind if you do all the driving.

-You never have to spend time with your Jeep's mother.

-Jeeps don't whine unless something is really wrong.

-You can share your Jeep with your friends.

-Jeeps don't care if you look at other Jeeps.

-Jeeps don't fall asleep immediately after a hard ride.

-Jeeps don't insult you if you're a bad driver.

-A Jeep always looks good - even with the lights on.

-There are lots of exciting new Jeeps to choose from every year.

 

[ZBTstang]

Rebuttal for the guys: why are jeeps better than woman

- Its real easy to take their tops off
- They dont mind getting Dirty
- A jeep knows how to drive
- it doesnt mind if you leave it in the garage for the night
- It actually tunes in and lets you listen to the game
- You never want to get away from it, instead you use it to get away
- If you get in a problem with it, its real easy to get out
- It doesnt mind a little gas
- It comes with different options for tops
- If its got to much of a backseat, you can always remove it
- The more you take off it, the better it looks
- Its easier to get dirty when its topless
- When you make it look bigger its actually a good thing
- You can always tell if its towing bagage
- It makes the rough road alot smoother

wow I just sat and made all those up

 

[XJNick]

Good Work, ZBTstang :mrgreen:

-Nick :!:

 

[jeepguy_902003]

How Jeeps are just like a woman:

Jeeps always have a little problem to fix.
Jeeps are always wanting accessories.
The more accessories you put on them the better they look.
When they get wrinkles a little constructive cosmetics always works wonders.
The older they get the phat-er(pun) they get.
They like it when they look good in a bikini.
They like it when their guy pays them all his attention.
And last but certainly not least......
They drain you of every last bit of money you have!!!
Tim

 

[Tug-n-pull]

JeepGirl I can see where you are coming from. I to would be able to find many reasons to want a Jeep over any man. Come on guys think about it who would want a ugly ol hairy man when you could have a Jeep or a woman. Women are good smelling and wonderfull. Soft to touch and have deep feelings of self and for others as well. They always look out for the men in their life. Show me a great man and I will show you an even greater woman standing behind him pushing him to the for front of life. We men smell bad look awful with or with out our clothes and do rude things with out even thinking about it. We are not really good for anything other than fixen, liften, toten, fetching, and being self serving no it all dawgs. That is why I am dog gone proud to be a lesbian! tug

 

[LadyJeepFreak]

OMG Tug.

lmao you have cracked me up good! I am about to roll out of my chair laughing at your post. I was refraining from posting on this thread as I didn't see the use in it, but geez I gotta tell you how you made me smile. lol

All those nice things you said about us ladies and the way you ended your post. :shock: :lol:

Tug, enjoy your weekend.

Lady

 

[mingez]

We are indeed some weird mother truckers on this site.

Lesbians?? Hahahahahaaa :lol:

 

[jeepguy_902003]

That is good Tug. And you are right. I wouldn't trade my wife for any other woman in the world. For one thing she has been in Usbekistan for the last 6 months. This is the reason I could afford to get this Jeep. But she has made the sacrifices and had to live in a tent under less than desirable conditions, with snakes, mice and skeeters. I've got several Christmas presents for her but I can't think of anything better than giving her than all my love and thanks for just being her, except for the new engagement ring and wedding bands. Thanks for putting me straight and remembering what women really mean to us men. Thanks ladies you all deserve the best life can offer. Tim

 

[mysharona]

and why we're right for one another: upon climbing a steep grade to achieve the room with a view, set the parking brake/throw it in gear and setup the swing from the roll bar.