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1047821 Ok, this one will sleigh you Office Holiday Memo To: All Employees From: Management Subject: Office conduct during the Christmas season Effective immediately, employees should keep in mind the following guidelines in compliance with FROLIC (the Federal Revelry Office and...

1047822 To: All Holiday Participants Re: Chrismukah Subject: UNEXPECTED MERGER Continuing the current trend of large-scale mergers and acquisitions, it was announced today at a press conference that Christmas and Hanukkah will merge. An industry source said that the deal had been...

1047823 Subject: The Office Party FROM: Pat Lewis, Human Resources Director TO: Everyone RE: Christmas Party DATE: December 1 I'm happy to inform you that the company Christmas Party will take place on December 23, starting at noon in the banquet room at Luigi's Open...

1047983 I got a craftsman tool organizer for my roll around tool chest! Nothing for the Jeep, however BUT! I did get an air hockey table! [addsig]

1047985 I liked the one where the mayor of Albuquerque wanted to Springfield Isotopes. The mayor says, "Get me the Dallas Cowboys" his assistant says, "But sir, they don't play baseball." The mayor, "They'll play whatever I tell them to play. FOR I AM THE MAYOR OF ALBUQUERQUE!" What's great...

1048034 The little plastic things on the ends of your shoelaces That party favor that unrolls and makes noise, when you blow into it (not a breathalizer) [addsig]

1048035 #4 hee hee, Far_right is a number 2 [addsig]

1048266 Hmmm, there's alot I could change, according to my wife. Be a better manager at work. Do trail work on weekends.[addsig]

1048268 As a 34 year-old with a 4 page long driving record. I have to say greenreaper is right. -Once you see those lights turn on, move over and if the cop moves over with you, stop the car and turn it off. The sooner you do this, the happier the cop. -Always be polite, ESPECIALLY if...

1048270 vavs<TABLE BORDER=0 ALIGN=CENTER WIDTH=85%><TR><TD><font class="pn-sub">Quote:</font><HR></TD></TR><TR><TD><FONT class="pn-sub"><BLOCKQUOTE>You guys know its like a 5000$ fine right? </BLOCKQUOTE></FONT></TD></TR><TR><TD><HR></TD></TR></TABLE> Is this the same guy that just posted in...

1048303 To Jeepmaster..... Some will say yes. But really it's not. A burnt fuse is not a good enough reason. Erradict <sp> driving, yes. You can also request that a supervisor be present before the search. You can also request a search warrant be issued, because a car is still private property...

1048400 1975 Plymouth Trail Duster[addsig]

1048402 I'm running a Kenwood head unit, a 200 watt amp, 4 s[eaker. 2 in the dash and 2 infinity's in tuffy lock boxes and a bazooka tube between the seats. ONE MAJOR POINT, make sure that whatever you mount to the Jeep, that there's no metal on metal and use lock washers so the bolts dont...

1048405 I hope we start seeing some posts out of you newbies! Oh ya and welcome to all the newbies![addsig]

1048630 Hey, to all you military, I truly support you and love the fact that you protect our country. I have a lot of friends that have served and some that still do. Some that just joined and others that have just retired as Lt. Colonels. It takes a special person to be in the armed forces and...

1048631 Albuquerque, New Mexico. AND YES WE'RE A PART OF THE UNITED STATES![addsig]

1048632 we draw and quarter jeeps thiefs around here. Well, at least I do! Sorry to hear that man! Aint nothing much worse than haveing your stuff ripped off.[addsig]

1048636 When and Where is the outing? EDIT: Ok, you posted just before I did. Never mind this post! [addsig]

1048783 An old friend of mine had a huge lift on his Jeep. He put a sticker on the bumper that said, "Be polite and smile as you go under" <TABLE BORDER=0 ALIGN=CENTER WIDTH=85%><TR><TD><font class="pn-sub">Quote:</font><HR></TD></TR><TR><TD><FONT class="pn-sub"><BLOCKQUOTE>"If you can read...

1048784 There's supposed to be a back seat? [addsig]