Con Artists out to steel your $$$

avan

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Received this by e-mail today. Its a spoof on the 419 Nigerian scams. A lot of nieve people were conned out of their life savings. I normally forward these mails to our fraud squad, but this is a new take so I though I would share it.

Dear Friend,
Permit the manner with which I am seeking your assistance but I am short of options and have no other choice.I am John England from the hospitality state (Mississippi), an army contractor attached to the US Military force in Iraq. The reason why I'm explaining my findings to you is to seek for your assistance to enable you contribute immensely to the actualization of my dream.
I am attached to the US army for the sole purpose of reconstruction work in some parts of Iraq.As you very well know, Iraq is gradually undergoing a rebuilding process in some parts and there is much need for reconstruction which is were I come in. I evaluate the level of destruction and offer professional advice in line with the way they intend rebuilding.Work has been risky no doubt and challenging as sometimes we are faced head on with armed insurgents where we lose some soldiers during confrontation. I have had my own share of losses as I lost a friend whom I have known for 12years. On the 20th day of April 2009,at about 1200hrs during a normal inspection routine along Haifa Street where there is long thoroughfare of high-rise buildings which were built and occupied by the late Saddam Hussein while he was still alive,I along with 3 soldiers proceeded to a marked site and as I commenced evaluation work while i was closely guarded by soldiers, I discovered an unusual bulge in a cellar which i presumed to be a storage room.I decided to have a go at it only for me to kick the metal covering and find a metal boxes(6 in number) piled on top one another which were locked with a padlock each. Upon forcing the boxes open, we discovered several guns, amour and some boxes amongst which two contained bullets, one filled with hard drugs(heroine)and the other two to my amazement contained some US Dollars which amounted to $23.2M after I and two of the soldiers counted them for about 3hours. I believe the boxes if not owned are linked to the Al Qaeda and Ayman al-Zawahiri.
I however instructed them to keep this in high secrecy so that we can have the money to our selves, they all agreed to the plan and we were going to get the money out of the country but first we had to hide the money in some safe and untraceable location. This made me to consult with a friend in our force who went with me and the two other officers to secretly keep the boxes in a safer place after which we handed over the drugs and the weaponry to our superiors.
I am now in desperate need of a "Reliable and Trustworthy" person like you who would receive, secure and protect these boxes containing the US Dollars for me up on till my assignment elapses here.We cannot afford to leave the boxes here in Iraq for any reason since Iraq is getting unsafe and dangerous everyday.We have no idea what could happen next as everything remains inconclusive at this point.I am fully aware of what your thoughts would be next which is why I intend to include my picture as well as my I.D.s for you to know whom you are dealing with as soon as you respond.
I assure and promise to give you 15% of this fund, however feel free to negotiate what you wish to have as your percentage in this deal.Please assure me of your keeping this topmost secret within you so that my job would not be jeopardized.
My Sincere Regards,
John England
 

I got one about 3 months ago. I forwarded it to the FBI internet crime dept.
 
Hi my name is Utah jeeper and I am poor, please send me your credit card numbers, bank account numbers and pass-words. thanks
Will give you the short version and save your time reading...
 
........and the other two to my amazement contained some US Dollars which amounted to $23.2M.........

Those are either really big boxes or really big bills!!


Neither of which I could handle.



And, Utah................I've got some great credit card numbers for you - then they'll call YOU and leave me alone!!!!:lol::lol::lol::lol:
 

I spent almost 3 years on 2 deployments.And I have to say where was this guy while I was there.Don't worry I almost sent $55,000 to a lawyer (MR Zambul Darowsky) to secure the estate of my recently deceaced money fat relative (Shiek mohhamid smith Atcitty).My only saving grace is that I realized not much of us Navajos have become badrillionaire shieks in a foreign country.
 
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