Bye Bye Pluto (Stoopid Sientesseds)

Yeah, that's right....We now only have 8 planets in our Solar System. Pluto is no longer considered a planet, thanks to new guidelines by a bunch of boneheads in white lab coats that are too busy making up stupid rules to ever get a date.

From CNN:

Pluto No Longer a Planet

Pluto gets the boot
Pluto no longer a planet, say astronomers

Thursday, August 24, 2006; Posted: 5:24 p.m. EDT (21:24 GMT)

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NASA's Hubble Space Telescope captured Pluto and its moon Charon in this image.
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PRAGUE, Czech Republic (AP) -- Leading astronomers declared Thursday that Pluto is no longer a planet under historic new guidelines that downsize the solar system from nine planets to eight.

After a tumultuous week of clashing over the essence of the cosmos, the International Astronomical Union stripped Pluto of the planetary status it has held since its discovery in 1930. The new definition of what is -- and isn't -- a planet fills a centuries-old black hole for scientists who have labored since Copernicus without one.

Although astronomers applauded after the vote, Jocelyn Bell Burnell -- a specialist in neutron stars from Northern Ireland who oversaw the proceedings -- urged those who might be "quite disappointed" to look on the bright side.

"It could be argued that we are creating an umbrella called 'planet' under which the dwarf planets exist," she said, drawing laughter by waving a stuffed Pluto of Walt Disney fame beneath a real umbrella.

The decision by the prestigious international group spells out the basic tests that celestial objects will have to meet before they can be considered for admission to the elite cosmic club.

For now, membership will be restricted to the eight "classical" planets in the solar system: Mercury, Venus, Earth, Mars, Jupiter, Saturn, Uranus and Neptune.

Much-maligned Pluto doesn't make the grade under the new rules for a planet: "a celestial body that is in orbit around the sun, has sufficient mass for its self-gravity to overcome rigid body forces so that it assumes a ... nearly round shape, and has cleared the neighborhood around its orbit."

Pluto is automatically disqualified because its oblong orbit overlaps with Neptune's.

Instead, it will be reclassified in a new category of "dwarf planets," similar to what long have been termed "minor planets." The definition also lays out a third class of lesser objects that orbit the sun -- "small solar system bodies," a term that will apply to numerous asteroids, comets and other natural satellites.

It was unclear how Pluto's demotion might affect the mission of NASA's New Horizons spacecraft, which earlier this year began a 91/2-year journey to the oddball object to unearth more of its secrets.

The decision at a conference of 2,500 astronomers from 75 countries was a dramatic shift from just a week ago, when the group's leaders floated a proposal that would have reaffirmed Pluto's planetary status and made planets of its largest moon and two other objects. (Watch why some think planet size doesn't matter -- 3:39)

That plan proved highly unpopular, splitting astronomers into factions and triggering days of sometimes combative debate that led to Pluto's undoing.

Now, two of the objects that at one point were cruising toward possible full-fledged planethood will join Pluto as dwarfs: the asteroid Ceres, which was a planet in the 1800s before it got demoted, and 2003 UB313, an icy object slightly larger than Pluto whose discoverer, Michael Brown of the California Institute of Technology, has nicknamed "Xena."

Charon, the largest of Pluto's three moons, is no longer under consideration for any special designation.

Brown was pleased by the decision. He had argued that Pluto and similar bodies didn't deserve planet status, saying that would "take the magic out of the solar system."

"UB313 is the largest dwarf planet. That's kind of cool," he said.
 

Wonder what it cost us for all that.

What a waste of time and money.
 
yea, read that this morning and was going to post about it also but didn't have time, kinda weird reading how the text books have just all been outdated.
 
Just an added note to this story. The astronomers who met to decide whether Pluto was indeed going to remain a planet or not were also going to rename any celestial body 1/12th the size of the earth that orbits the sun in an orbit outboard of saturn a "pluton". Despite the fact that there were several planetary geologists on this panel of astronomers, who should have been well versed in general geologic terms, they failed to realized that the word pluton has been used in geology for nearly 200 years. It is basically a body of magma that has solidified underground rather than erupted out of a volcano, and they happen to be the main focus of my own research. Needless to say this caused a bit of an uproar in the geology community but luckily our voices were heard by the panel of astronomers. Anyhow, just felt being my nerdy self tonight on the board.

Also, most people probably don't know this but pluto has been "on and off" as a planet for several decades which is why an "official decision" was made today.

P.S. I don't wear a white labcoat EVER! and don't get dates, though mainly because I'm married.
 
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I never liked Pluto myself. I am glad to see it go. It was nothing but a trouble maker.
 
I never liked Pluto myself. I am glad to see it go. It was nothing but a trouble maker.

Better be careful. You might offend the plutonians who regularly surf this board and they'll come destroy this earth with their technologically advanced jeeps.
 

I called Disney this morning, and verified that Pluto is still a dog, and his name is still Pluto.

They are, however, currently discussing the fate of Minnie Mouse's name. Many feel that "Minnie" is too feminine and is borderline sexist. Look for a change there soon.

At least that controversay will not be solved with our tax dollars.
 
I was rootin for you Pluto.
I don't see why subclassification rules it out as a planet. The way I see it from my non-astronomical self, is that you have Planets, stars, moons and meteors. Is that not simple enough?
 
well that sucks... besides earth pluto was the easiest planet to remember. its LAST and is mickey's dogs name. it never got placed in the wrong slot and never got the wrong name..... but what i'm wondering is what will teachers tell kids now to remember the order. i had My Very Energetic Mother Just Served Us Nine Pizzas.. maybe their mothers will serve them needles so they can be enerjectic too???
 
well that sucks... besides earth pluto was the easiest planet to remember. its LAST and is mickey's dogs name. it never got placed in the wrong slot and never got the wrong name..... but what i'm wondering is what will teachers tell kids now to remember the order. i had My Very Energetic Mother Just Served Us Nine Pizzas.. maybe their mothers will serve them needles so they can be enerjectic too???

Where the heck did you come from!?
 
As I understand it we are at fault. The Plutonians found out about our yj's and were affraid we would come up there and show them up on there own turf, so they sent an official request to the intergalatic federation of off road clubs to be removed from any solar system that alows Jeeps.
 

Well what the heck!!! Now where will we get...

plutonium?

:purple::purple::purple::lol::lol::lol::redface:

OK, that was awful, wow! Seriously, though, it really seems like nothing is sacred anymore, and I haven't even been on this silly planet all that long comparatively... Back in the day, we started elementary school with the Pledge of Allegiance, then we got to studying the solar system, including PLUTO! I don't even want to get into all the OTHER stuff that's no longer good enough to make the cut...

Pluto, you will be missed.

<rant over>
 
We sure will miss Pluto. I wonder where he's going to go now that he's been kicked out of the solar system. Probably just wander around the universe aimlessly. Kickin' it in some other solar systems, bothering other peoples. Tricking their children into thinking it's real...
 

I heard it on a comedy show on the radio...thought it was a joke. Eh, it happens.
 
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I called Disney this morning, and verified that Pluto is still a dog, and his name is still Pluto.

They are, however, currently discussing the fate of Minnie Mouse's name. Many feel that "Minnie" is too feminine and is borderline sexist. Look for a change there soon.

At least that controversay will not be solved with our tax dollars.

I hear they're going to dress her in flannel and hiking boots and call her "Leslie".:lol:

Clyde Tombaugh was born in Illinois, but lived in Pawnee County, Kansas when he discovered Pluto. I heard on the news today that his wife, now in her late 90's, was taken to the hospital suffering from a "stress related illness" after being overcome with emotion at hearing the news about Pluto's demotion from planet status. That's sad.:(

Ants: Instead of "My Very Educated Mother Just Served Us Nine Pizzas", the local paper is suggesting school children use "Many Very Earnest Men Just Snubbed Us Nastily", a slam against the scientists responsible for the Pluto Scandal. I kinda find that fitting.
 
I honestly don't care really. I agree it is interesting as a controversial topic, but I don't see the big deal in spending money to pay for scientists to figure out how to categorize it. We can blow it up and not worry about it... or... just a crazy, far fetched idea... that same money can be spent on worrying about our own planet, and solving some of the issues we face, rather than worrying about categorizing a ball of mass based on its path of motion.
 

that same money can be spent on worrying about our own planet, and solving some of the issues we face, rather than worrying about categorizing a ball of mass based on its path of motion.
that's what I'm talkin' 'bout.:!:
 
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