Childrens' Books That Didn't Make It

[Inspector-Gadget]

:lol:

1. You Are Different and That's Bad

2. The Boy Who Died From Eating All His Vegetables

3. Dad's New Wife, Robert

4. Fun four-letter Words to Know and Share

5. Hammers, Screwdrivers and Scissors: An I-Can-Do-It Book

6. The Kids' Guide to Hitchhiking

7. Kathy Was So Bad Her Mom Stopped Loving Her

8. Curious George and the High-Voltage Fence

9. All Cats Go to Hell

10. The Little Sissy Who Snitched

11. Some Kittens Can Fly

12. That's it, I'm Putting You Up for Adoption

13. Grandpa Gets a Casket

14. The Magic World Inside the Abandoned Refrigerator

15. Garfield Gets Feline Leukemia

16. The Pop-Up Book of Human Anatomy

17. Strangers Have the Best Candy

18. Whining, Kicking and Crying to Get Your Way

19. You Were an Accident

20. Things Rich Kids Have, But You Never Will

21. Pop! Goes The Hamster...And Other Great Microwave Games

22. The Man in the Moon Is Actually Satan

23. Your Nightmares Are Real

24. Where Would You Like to Be Buried?

25. Eggs, Toilet Paper, and Your School

26. Why Can't Mr. Fork and Ms. Electrical Outlet Be Friends?

27. Places Where Mommy and Daddy Hide Neat Things

28. Daddy Drinks Because You Cry

Regards,

Gadget :mrgreen:

 

[Junkpile]

Re: RE: for robrt-stephens

If you asked the majority of the liberals, there are a few of those books that should be required reading in our elementary schools.

 

[TwistedCU]

Very funny!!! LOL

 

[laneiac]

HAHAHA ROFLMA! I like number #3!!!!

 

[currupt4130]

RE: News Updates.......

3 and 19 are great

 

[Inspector-Gadget]

{{Chuckle}}

I can't believe you guys aren't adding titles to the list.

My addtions -- so far...

29. Clifford, the Big Red Dog, Gets Rabies

30. It is All Fun and Games After Someone Loses an Eye.

Regards,

Gadget

 

[TwistedCU]

31. Urban Sprawl: Why Bambi must die

 

[mingez]

32. Birds do it, Bees do it, and sometimes people do it, with birds and bees.

 

[berettajeep]

the joys of sword swallowing.

Lions,tigers and bears loved to be teased

fun things to do with razors

Be like Mario, the exciting world of sewer's

learn how to jump the tops of trains. Vol. 2

 

[berettajeep]

Nail gun adventures

 

[berettajeep]

How to Threaten anyone.

Lover's guide how to seduce vol.1 Teachers

Lover's guide how to seduce vol. 2 goats

glue and you. a tasty treat

 

[berettajeep]

RE: lesson to be learned

How to juggle chainsaws

cut your hair with the paper shredder and look great!

Porcupines make great friends

 

[berettajeep]

Dryer Fun.

Red Juice and white carpet. Fun designs you can make.

 

[Special_K]

Okay, here I go, contributing to internet delinquency... :twisted: ...as if it's a first.


#33. Cause and Effect: Busted Condoms, Mean Daddys, and You

#34: Why Your Bus Is Shorter Than The Others (In Terms Even You Can Understand)

#35: How To Get A Free Happy Meal: A Pictorial (Click Here To See Inside Cover...Don't Click if Easily Offended)

 

[dropseys]

RE: 96 or older passenger side XJ door or window glass

OMG too funny.

What It Really Means When The Priest Asks You To Stay After Sunday School.

The Night Daddy Caught Mommy Kissin Santa Claus.

The Nightmare on Sesame Street.

Michael's Collection of Lap Stories.....The Michael Jackson Bed Time Series

 

[currupt4130]

RE: WJ on 44

What Those Things That Go Bump in the Night Really Are

Why Your Mom Hired A Pool Boy

Why Your Older Siblings Room Smells Funny

 

[antsinmypants]

toke spot toke (the d!ck and jane series)

(i cant belive the change d!ck to dick, stupid sencors)

 

[berettajeep]

The mommy bleeds every month picture book, now with scratch and sniff.

 

[Snitty]

RE: Major motorcraft carb problems--PLEASE HELP!

that could be disturbing

 

[Sully]

Fun activities like the art of running with scissors

Complete with pictures before and after.