Inspector-Gadget
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RE: Re: RE: kumho mud tires
I was inspired by spirit of the season and the recent board outages to compose a Jeepz winter theme song.
I thought I would share my masterpiece. :wink:
Here it is:
"JEEPZ DOT COM E-WONDERLAND"
(Sung to the tune of "Winter Wonderland")
Ching-ching-ching-ching-ching,
Phone bells ring,
Mr. Mason, are you listening?
In IT, Terry's neck hairs are a bristling,
The server just died,
Terry will be working through the night,
Trying to keep up our good old Jeepz dot com.
Print server spazzed, and it's horrific,
A million-pages of Egyptian hieroglyphics,
Software upgrade due at 8,
Looks like Terry will be working late,
Trying to keep up our good old Jeepz dot com.
Users download all the porno on the I-Net,
Get virii, and then they send them here,
When Terry asks, "Who's the culprit?, we say, "No, not me, man!,
But hurry up and fix the site Mr. Mason man.
Brazilian hackers, they do conspire,
And the web server just caught on fire,
Terry gets paged at 1 AM, time to head back in again,
Trying to keep up our good old Jeepz dot com.
(Audience: "Sing the song! Bring us home, Brother Gadget!)
Oh, Mingez posts a 50-Meg sig picture, :lol:
Web site quickly slows to a crawl,
Users of low throughput complain, Snitty wracks his brain, :lol:
Trying to keep up our good old Jeepz dot com.
When it snows,
And we're all chilling,
Terry sits in IT,
Wishing he were snowmobiling,
Then the backbone goes away,
HEY! LET THEM USE PAPER AND PEN TODAY!,
Terry say, "To heck with good old Jeepz dot com"
Terry say, "To heck with good old Jeepz dot com!"
(Slow and decrease volume to whisper)
Terry say, "To heck with good old Jeepz dot com-m-m-m!"....
Ching-ching-ching-ching-ching - CRACK! -- N-n-n-e-e-e-i-i-i-g-g-g-h-h-h
Regards,
Irving Berlin (or somebody like him) Gadget :mrgreen:
I was inspired by spirit of the season and the recent board outages to compose a Jeepz winter theme song.
I thought I would share my masterpiece. :wink:
Here it is:
"JEEPZ DOT COM E-WONDERLAND"
(Sung to the tune of "Winter Wonderland")
Ching-ching-ching-ching-ching,
Phone bells ring,
Mr. Mason, are you listening?
In IT, Terry's neck hairs are a bristling,
The server just died,
Terry will be working through the night,
Trying to keep up our good old Jeepz dot com.
Print server spazzed, and it's horrific,
A million-pages of Egyptian hieroglyphics,
Software upgrade due at 8,
Looks like Terry will be working late,
Trying to keep up our good old Jeepz dot com.
Users download all the porno on the I-Net,
Get virii, and then they send them here,
When Terry asks, "Who's the culprit?, we say, "No, not me, man!,
But hurry up and fix the site Mr. Mason man.
Brazilian hackers, they do conspire,
And the web server just caught on fire,
Terry gets paged at 1 AM, time to head back in again,
Trying to keep up our good old Jeepz dot com.
(Audience: "Sing the song! Bring us home, Brother Gadget!)
Oh, Mingez posts a 50-Meg sig picture, :lol:
Web site quickly slows to a crawl,
Users of low throughput complain, Snitty wracks his brain, :lol:
Trying to keep up our good old Jeepz dot com.
When it snows,
And we're all chilling,
Terry sits in IT,
Wishing he were snowmobiling,
Then the backbone goes away,
HEY! LET THEM USE PAPER AND PEN TODAY!,
Terry say, "To heck with good old Jeepz dot com"
Terry say, "To heck with good old Jeepz dot com!"
(Slow and decrease volume to whisper)
Terry say, "To heck with good old Jeepz dot com-m-m-m!"....
Ching-ching-ching-ching-ching - CRACK! -- N-n-n-e-e-e-i-i-i-g-g-g-h-h-h
Regards,
Irving Berlin (or somebody like him) Gadget :mrgreen:
