Warning to all 50+

prariepunk

Active member
RE: Re: RE: What President Bush

My mom sent me this. My step dad turned 50 a while back and she gave him this to rember........ or try to! THIS DOESN'T GO TO ALL 50+ just some....
PERKS OF BEING OVER 50

1. Kidnappers are not very interested in you.

2. In a hostage situation you are likely to be
released first.

3. No one expects you to run--anywhere.

4. People call at 9 pm and ask, "Did I wake you?"

5. People no longer view you as a hypochondriac.

6. There is nothing left to learn the hard way.

7. Things you buy now won't wear out.

8. You can eat dinner at 4 pm.

9. You can live without sex but not your glasses. (NOT!!!)

10. You enjoy hearing about other people's operations.

11. You get into heated arguments about pension plans.

12. You no longer think of speed limits as a challenge.

13. You quit trying to hold your stomach in no matter who
walks into the room.

14. You sing along with elevator music.

15. Your eyes won't get much worse.

16. Your investment in health insurance is finally
beginning to pay off.

17. Your joints are more accurate meteorologists than
the national weather service.

18. Your secrets are safe with your friends because
they can't remember them either.

19. Your supply of brain cells is finally down to
manageable size.

20. You can't remember who sent you this list, and you
notice these are all in Big Print for your convenience.


like I said this doesn't apply to everyone, but also some under 50
 
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