Celeb Soundboards

[90Xjay]

For about a month now, I have had bookmarked these funny as heck celebrity soundboards. They are collections of sound files from actors in movies, taken from the sound track.

I have had a blast, when I get telemarketers calling.
I have had this one lady from some time-share company call me and when I have the time, I plug in a earplug into my speaker jack and use the Arnold Swartzenegger sounds. I have had to almost die trying not to laugh when I carry on a conversation with these morons and then start saying off the wall crap. This one lady just ask me if I was insane!!urple: urple:


One of my other favorites is Carl from Slingblade.

http://www.ebaumsworld.com/morepranks.shtml


Give it a try.

 

[mud4feet]

............... This one lady just ask me if I was insane!!urple: urple: ................

There's no doubt in my mind!!urple: :lol: urple: :lol: :lol: :lol:


..........but in a GOOD way, of course!! :crazy: :beer:

 

[90Xjay]

There's no doubt in my mind!!urple: :lol: urple: :lol: :lol: :lol:


..........but in a GOOD way, of course!! :crazy: :beer:

Like Cooter Davenport used to say.. "I might be crazy, but I ain't dumb"

:shock: :shock: :shock: :shock: :shock: :shock: :shock:

 

[KrazyJeeper]

90Xjay, how do you download these? I listened to a bunch and I thought they would be good for my office. Thanks, KJ

 

[90Xjay]

90Xjay, how do you download these? I listened to a bunch and I thought they would be good for my office. Thanks, KJ

Well, I don't think you can.
I just log on the the site and click the ones I want to use at that moment.
You might be able to save the whole webpage, under "file" and then "save page as", but I don't know for sure:???: :???:

 

[Sparky-Watts]

90Xjay, how do you download these? I listened to a bunch and I thought they would be good for my office. Thanks, KJ

If you're using Netscape or possibly Firefox, you can right click the link and "Save Target As.." then load them to your desktop or somewhere else.

 

[90Xjay]

Funny update.
The time-share dork wads that called my unlisted number 6 times in 2 days called back even after I wore out the one lady until she hung up after calling me insane.
This time a guy called and when I started talking like Arnie to him, he hung up right away.
Well, I tried to call them back and I could not get through to the number on my caller ID. So I did a google reverse lookup and found all kinds of good things out about this "company". including address and other listed numbers and also about how many BBB compaints they have had.:x :x

I called the main office number and a secretary answered and I told them that I had gotten a call about claiming a free gift and I was disconnected and she put me right back through to the same lady who earlier had hung up on me.
It was awesome, she freaked out because I had called her at her work number and started talking to her using the Dr. Phil board.

She questioned how I had gotten the number and told me that I was NOT supposed to be calling their office like that.

Imagine that, a telemarketer, who has harrassed me for 2 days, telling me not to call her at work!!!

I LOVE being a sick twisted jerk sometimes.:shock: :shock: :shock: :shock: :shock:

 

[Sparky-Watts]

I managed to do the same thing with a telemarketer for a phone company a few years back. Only I ended up with the office manager's cell phone number after a few interrogative phone calls to the number on my caller ID. I had lots of fun with that until he changed his number about a month later.......

 

[KrazyJeeper]

When it comes to tele people, I have done a few things in the past. If they ask for me or my wife and we're in the middle of something, I will say, "yeah , let me get him" and I lay the phone down until they decide to hang up. the fun one is I pull my emergency horn from my boat and blow it in their ear! They usually don't call back! I wish there was a way to pulse a stun gun through the phone to them. Now, that would be awesome.