JeepGirl9248
New member
Re: ARB Lockers (air compressor)
Why Jeeps are better than men....
-After a good ride in your Jeep, you can immediately go for another ride.
-Middle-aged Jeeps don't feel the need to abandon you for a younger owner.
-If a Jeep screws up repeatedly you can trade it in for a better model.
-A Jeep gets turned on only when you want it to be turned on.
-Even small Jeeps give satisfaction.
-When driving, you and your Jeep can arrive at the same time.
-Your Jeep never wants a night out with the other Jeeps.
-Jeeps are easy to buy for.
-A rocky relationship with your Jeep is actually fun.
-Jeeps can go for hours on end.
-Jeeps go as fast or as slow as you want.
-Jeeps handle the valleys not just the mountains.
-If your Jeep's too small you can always make it bigger.
-Jeeps don't care how many other Jeeps you've ridden.
-Jeeps don't mind if you do all the driving.
-You never have to spend time with your Jeep's mother.
-Jeeps don't whine unless something is really wrong.
-You can share your Jeep with your friends.
-Jeeps don't care if you look at other Jeeps.
-Jeeps don't fall asleep immediately after a hard ride.
-Jeeps don't insult you if you're a bad driver.
-A Jeep always looks good - even with the lights on.
-There are lots of exciting new Jeeps to choose from every year.
Why Jeeps are better than men....
-After a good ride in your Jeep, you can immediately go for another ride.
-Middle-aged Jeeps don't feel the need to abandon you for a younger owner.
-If a Jeep screws up repeatedly you can trade it in for a better model.
-A Jeep gets turned on only when you want it to be turned on.
-Even small Jeeps give satisfaction.
-When driving, you and your Jeep can arrive at the same time.
-Your Jeep never wants a night out with the other Jeeps.
-Jeeps are easy to buy for.
-A rocky relationship with your Jeep is actually fun.
-Jeeps can go for hours on end.
-Jeeps go as fast or as slow as you want.
-Jeeps handle the valleys not just the mountains.
-If your Jeep's too small you can always make it bigger.
-Jeeps don't care how many other Jeeps you've ridden.
-Jeeps don't mind if you do all the driving.
-You never have to spend time with your Jeep's mother.
-Jeeps don't whine unless something is really wrong.
-You can share your Jeep with your friends.
-Jeeps don't care if you look at other Jeeps.
-Jeeps don't fall asleep immediately after a hard ride.
-Jeeps don't insult you if you're a bad driver.
-A Jeep always looks good - even with the lights on.
-There are lots of exciting new Jeeps to choose from every year.