Make up a total lie about the person above you!

90Xjay · Dec 29, 2005

IS a panda bear in the san franciso zoo

currupt4130 · Dec 29, 2005

scrapes panda bear feces at the san francisco zoo

TwistedCU · Dec 29, 2005

Was concessions sales person of the month at a local movie theatre, but deep down is really a spiring projectionist.

90Xjay · Dec 29, 2005

Voted for Clinton..both times

Utah_jeepster · Dec 29, 2005

recently fired from the San Fransisco zoo for sell panda bear poo on the internet as a sex enhancer.

90Xjay · Dec 29, 2005

Was my honorable #1 Customer

TwistedCU · Dec 29, 2005

Plans on voting for Hillary

southtj · Dec 29, 2005

Dreams of one day marrying Hillary.

TwistedCU · Dec 29, 2005

Currently courting Chelsea

Utah_jeepster · Dec 29, 2005

Currently sending love notes to the first dog

WickedYJ · Dec 29, 2005

Mad because he lives where he can have 5 wifes and can only manage one!

Utah_jeepster · Dec 29, 2005

A Utahan wanna be but is afraid move because of the 5 wives on PMS syndrome

Saurian · Dec 30, 2005

Actually lives in Switzerland, and drives a mini.

Sparky-Watts · Dec 30, 2005

Actually is a mini.....if ya know what I mean.......

judge09 · Dec 30, 2005

We all know what you mean

urple:

Sparky-Watts · Dec 30, 2005

Long-standing member of the Bay City Rollers Fan Club.

southtj · Dec 30, 2005

Sparky-Watts · Dec 30, 2005

Spreads cheesey substance he finds in his belly button on flakes of skin from the bottom of his feet and eats it.

currupt4130 · Dec 30, 2005

uses his teeth to clip the wings on birds at the local petsmart

Sparky-Watts · Dec 31, 2005

Pulls his pants on like everybody else....4 legs at a time.