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July 8, 1947

Many of you may recall that on July 8, 1947, witnesses claim an unidentified object with five aliens aboard crashed on a sheep and cattle ranch just outside Roswell, New Mexico. This is a well known incident that many say has long been covered up by the US Air Force and the federal government.

However, you may well NOT know that in the month of March 1948, exactly nine months after that historic day, Albert Arnold Gore, Jr.; Hillary Rodham; John F. Kerry; Wi lliam Jefferson Clinton; Howard Dean; Nancy Pelosi; Dianne Feinstein; Charles E. Schumer; and Barbara Boxer were born.

Perhaps this little bit of information has cleared up a few things.
 
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Sparky-Watts said:
The Lone Ranger is ambushed and captured by an enemy Indian war party.

The Indian Chief proclaims: "So you are the great Lone Ranger. In honor of the Harvest Festival you will be executed in three days. But, before I kill you, I will grant you three requests. What is your first request?"

"I'd like to speak to my horse," responds the Lone Ranger.

The Chief nods, and Silver is brought before the Lone Ranger, who whispers in Silver's ear. The loyal horse then gallops away.

Later that evening, Silver returns with a beautiful blonde woman on his back. As the Chief watches, the blonde enters the Lone Ranger's tent and spends the night.

The next morning the Chief admits he is impressed. "You have a very fine and loyal horse, but I will still kill you in two days. What is your second request?"

Again, the Lone Ranger asks to speak to his horse. Silver is brought to him and he again whispers in the horse's ear. As before, Silver takes off across the plains and disappears over the horizon.

Later that evening, to the Chief's surprise, Silver again returns, this time with a voluptuous brunette even more attractive than the blonde. She enters the Lone Ranger's tent and spends the night.

The following morning the Chief is again impressed. "You are indeed a man of many talents, but I will still kill you tomorrow. What is your last request?"

"I'd like to speak to my horse again, alone," the Lone Ranger replies.

The Chief is curious, but he agrees, and Silver is once again brought to the Lone Ranger's tent. Once they're alone, the Lone Ranger grabs Silver by both ears, looks him square in the eyes and says, "Listen carefully you stupid arse, for the last time, I said: BRING POSSE!!"
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LMAO
 

jessica simpson easily

and is anyone else obsessed with rice krispie treats as much as i am?
 
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