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(excerpt from a conversation I had with a gentleman calling in to see if he could speak to someone about his recently deceased wife , who was a patient at our hospital.....)

Sir.... SIR? This is a hospital, Sir, your wife is not in "lay-away"....we call it the morgue here sir... not "law-away".

I could only try to imagine him pulling up out back and walking to the "lay-away" desk with a #, trying to get poor Lucille from layaway.... God rest your soul Lucille.... he is SO grief stricken......
 


I really like the way the Brute looks. A LWB version would be nice. There is a company making 1/2 cab hardtops for TJ's and LJ's for the poor-man's version:
http://www.gr8tops.com/
LJ (Unlimited) version:
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once upon a time, in a nursary ryhme
there were 3 bears (cha cha cha)
one was the papa bear, one was the mama bear
and one was the baby bear (cha cha)
one day they went walkin, in the deep forest talkin
and a long comes a little girl with long golden curly hair
and up apon the door she knocks (knock knock)
but no one was there no no one was there
so she walked right in and had her self a bowl.
no she didn't care no she didnt care
and when she got tired, she went up stairs
then home came the three bears (cha cha)
"some ones been eating my porriage" said the papa bear
"someones been eating my porriage" said the mama bear
"hey mama see there" said the little wee bear "SOME ONE HAS BROKEN MY CHAIR!"
right then she woke up, broke up, and beat it outta there
bye said the papa bear
bye said the mama bear
hey mama see there bear said the little wee bear, AND THATS THE STORY OF THE THREE LITTLE BEARS


so what i cut parts out but its way faster this way
 

i once took a poop that hurt so bad i passed out from the pain
 

Can someone loan me, wait...make that GIVE me oh, around $4000 oughta do it. I need a new bicycle. Thank you. I'll be waiting for your offers. :)
 
How about someone pay for my bumper. I back into my dads truck last night at 2:00 after leaving the shop. Worked all night on my Jeep and his truck and wham!
 
As I sit here reading your words..I am wondering if some of you are really that smart or just stole some of your material off of someone else's blog site.
I cant blame you if you did, gotta get a leg up some how right? ....


This isn't turning out today...

Nope... So far nothing inspirational comes to mind

Well...



Ok I admitting defeat...

I have nothing to say today...

Thank you and good night.
 
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