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Sparky-Watts
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70 degrees with a light easterly breeze...top's coming down this afternoon for a trip to the lake!
Sparky-Watts
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Bush wants us to cut the amount of gas we use. The best way to stop using so
much gas is to deport 11 million illegal immigrants! That would be 11 million
less people using our gas. The price of gas would come down. Bring our troops
home from Iraq to guard the border. When they catch an illegal immigrant
crossing the border, hand him a canteen, rifle and some ammo and ship him to
Iraq. Tell him if he wants to come to America then he must serve a tour in
the military. Give him a soldier's pay while he's there and tax him on it.
After his tour, he will be allowed to become a citizen since he defended this
country. He will also be registered to be taxed and be a legal patriot. This
option will probably deter illegal immigration and provide a solution for the
troops in Iraq and the aliens trying to make a better life for themselves. If
they refuse to serve, ship them to Iraq anyway, without the canteen, rifle or
ammo. Problem solved.
much gas is to deport 11 million illegal immigrants! That would be 11 million
less people using our gas. The price of gas would come down. Bring our troops
home from Iraq to guard the border. When they catch an illegal immigrant
crossing the border, hand him a canteen, rifle and some ammo and ship him to
Iraq. Tell him if he wants to come to America then he must serve a tour in
the military. Give him a soldier's pay while he's there and tax him on it.
After his tour, he will be allowed to become a citizen since he defended this
country. He will also be registered to be taxed and be a legal patriot. This
option will probably deter illegal immigration and provide a solution for the
troops in Iraq and the aliens trying to make a better life for themselves. If
they refuse to serve, ship them to Iraq anyway, without the canteen, rifle or
ammo. Problem solved.
TwistedCU
New member
Bush wants us to cut the amount of gas we use. The best way to stop using so
much gas is to deport 11 million illegal immigrants! That would be 11 million
less people using our gas. The price of gas would come down. Bring our troops
home from Iraq to guard the border. When they catch an illegal immigrant
crossing the border, hand him a canteen, rifle and some ammo and ship him to
Iraq. Tell him if he wants to come to America then he must serve a tour in
the military. Give him a soldier's pay while he's there and tax him on it.
After his tour, he will be allowed to become a citizen since he defended this
country. He will also be registered to be taxed and be a legal patriot. This
option will probably deter illegal immigration and provide a solution for the
troops in Iraq and the aliens trying to make a better life for themselves. If
they refuse to serve, ship them to Iraq anyway, without the canteen, rifle or
ammo. Problem solved.
:lol:
Can't we just tell them to go back home on their own or we'll send them home in a zippered bag?
Sparky-Watts
Banned
Saurian
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to the tune of Auld Lang Syne (the new year song)
When what the time is, you forgot,
And you think you've lost your mind...
When clocks move up, and bars are closed,
It's Daylight Saving Time...
It's Daylight Saving Time, you see,
It's Daylight Saving Time...
When all your clocks are out of whack,
It's Daylight Saving Time...
When morning is as dark as night,
And night is bright as day...
And you don't know what time it is,
Well, here is what you say...
It's Daylight Saving Time again,
It's Daylight Saving Time!
You'll get to work before the staff,
It's Daylight Saving Time!
And when you're finally used to it,
And your clocks are all in line,
November comes, and it's all changed
It's Daylight Saving Time!
It's Daylight Saving Time, you see,
It's Daylight Saving Time!
Who knows what bloody time it is?!?
It's Daylight Saving Time!!!
It's Daylight Saving Time again,
It's Daylight Saving Time...
You try to deal, but it's no use,
It's Daylight Saving Time...
It's Daylight Saving Time...
When what the time is, you forgot,
And you think you've lost your mind...
When clocks move up, and bars are closed,
It's Daylight Saving Time...
It's Daylight Saving Time, you see,
It's Daylight Saving Time...
When all your clocks are out of whack,
It's Daylight Saving Time...
When morning is as dark as night,
And night is bright as day...
And you don't know what time it is,
Well, here is what you say...
It's Daylight Saving Time again,
It's Daylight Saving Time!
You'll get to work before the staff,
It's Daylight Saving Time!
And when you're finally used to it,
And your clocks are all in line,
November comes, and it's all changed
It's Daylight Saving Time!
It's Daylight Saving Time, you see,
It's Daylight Saving Time!
Who knows what bloody time it is?!?
It's Daylight Saving Time!!!
It's Daylight Saving Time again,
It's Daylight Saving Time...
You try to deal, but it's no use,
It's Daylight Saving Time...
It's Daylight Saving Time...
Sparky-Watts
Banned
::yawn::
I want that hour back
That ain't no joke!:evil:
Sparky-Watts
Banned
Don'tcha got a javajug with a timer on it? I'd die without mine! Set it up the night before, set the timer for 10 minutes before I get up, and voila! Hot, fresh coffee ready and waiting for me by the time I get my weary bones out of bed.8)
TwistedCU
New member
I most certainly do. It brews coffee at 4am during the week (I'm a real early riser when I have to work). I don't set it on the weekends, I just get the pot all ready to go the night before and turn it on when I wake.
On another note, have you the insulated carafe? We love it. No heating element, and very kid safe. That and the coffee stays hot and fresh for hours.
