lock up them brewski's
- Thread starter ChuginSudz
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I can just picture the bear on the ground with all the enpties laying around him!
Then Mrs. Bear would come over and kick him in the side yelling at him "I hope your happy! did you and your FRIENDS have a good time last night! I was worried sick!"
Then Mr. bear gets up, chuggs some gatoraid and falls asleep in the same spot he passed out in!
Then Mrs. Bear would come over and kick him in the side yelling at him "I hope your happy! did you and your FRIENDS have a good time last night! I was worried sick!"
Then Mr. bear gets up, chuggs some gatoraid and falls asleep in the same spot he passed out in!
redrooster
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I need some help making my rear bumper.
That's grounds for an a$$ whoopin if he didn't put in on it.
That's grounds for an a$$ whoopin if he didn't put in on it.
88Wrangles
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That must have been one drunk bear!! I would be pissed if he drank 36 of my beers though
LadyJeepFreak
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I saw this on the news this morning, very funny! LOL Right on the Buffett song!
I had this in email today, also funny!
Police are warning all men who frequent clubs, parties and local pubs to be alert and stay cautious when offered a drink from any woman.
A date rape drug on the market called "Beer" is used by many females to target unsuspecting men. The drug is generally found in liquid form and is now available almost anywhere. It comes in bottles, cans, from taps and in large "kegs."
"Beer" is used by female sexual predators at parties and bars to persuade their male victims to go home and have sex with them.
Typically, a woman needs only to persuade a guy to consume a few units of "Beer" and then simply ask him home for no strings attached sex.
Men are rendered helpless against this approach.
After several "Beers," men will often succumb to desires to perform sexual acts on horrific looking women to whom they would never normally be attracted.
After drinking "Beer," men often awaken with only hazy memories of exactly what happened to them the night before, often with just a vague feeling that "something bad" occurred.
At other times, these unfortunate men are swindled out of their life's savings, in a familiar scam known as "a relationship."
It has been reported that in extreme cases, the female may even be shrewd enough to entrap the unsuspecting male into a longer term form of servitude and punishment referred to as "marriage."
Apparently, men are much more susceptible to this scam after "Beer" is administered and sex is offered by the predatory females.
Please forward this warning to every male you know!
If you fall victim to this insidious "Beer" and the predatory women administering it, there are male support groups with venues in every town where you can discuss the details of your shocking encounter in an open and frank manner with similarly affected, like-minded guys.
For the support group nearest you, just look up "Golf Courses" in the yellow pages.
I had this in email today, also funny!
Police are warning all men who frequent clubs, parties and local pubs to be alert and stay cautious when offered a drink from any woman.
A date rape drug on the market called "Beer" is used by many females to target unsuspecting men. The drug is generally found in liquid form and is now available almost anywhere. It comes in bottles, cans, from taps and in large "kegs."
"Beer" is used by female sexual predators at parties and bars to persuade their male victims to go home and have sex with them.
Typically, a woman needs only to persuade a guy to consume a few units of "Beer" and then simply ask him home for no strings attached sex.
Men are rendered helpless against this approach.
After several "Beers," men will often succumb to desires to perform sexual acts on horrific looking women to whom they would never normally be attracted.
After drinking "Beer," men often awaken with only hazy memories of exactly what happened to them the night before, often with just a vague feeling that "something bad" occurred.
At other times, these unfortunate men are swindled out of their life's savings, in a familiar scam known as "a relationship."
It has been reported that in extreme cases, the female may even be shrewd enough to entrap the unsuspecting male into a longer term form of servitude and punishment referred to as "marriage."
Apparently, men are much more susceptible to this scam after "Beer" is administered and sex is offered by the predatory females.
Please forward this warning to every male you know!
If you fall victim to this insidious "Beer" and the predatory women administering it, there are male support groups with venues in every town where you can discuss the details of your shocking encounter in an open and frank manner with similarly affected, like-minded guys.
For the support group nearest you, just look up "Golf Courses" in the yellow pages.
frankiefire702
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Mmmmm... beer.
jeepmaster
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i bet hes killer on a beer bong
