Craigslist ad: Trade my Jeep for your wife

[TerryMason]

http://houston.craigslist.org/bar/4251123333.html

"2011 jeep grand Cherokee 4wd - $9000 (Huntsville)

I have a 4wd Jeep Cherokee. Its is dully loaded and has a which attached to front ranch hand bumper and grill gaurd. It is on a 4 in suspension lift and a 6 inch body lift has 35 mud grip tires(1200) witch has only been on it for two months. The truck only has 48,000 miles on it. i am looking to trade it but I looking for certain things only. I don't need it but its paid for so O don't have to sell it. Now here is what I am looking for. A lady( preferable married to how wants the jeep) she mist be 18 to 50 and fit. I give you the jeep and you leave your wife with me for a week. When you come pick her up she have the signed title to the jeep. So if interested send me several photo of the wife and I get right back to you. The photo need to be nude after all she will be for a week."

I suspect the cops frown on human trafficking...

 

[flatie46]

You know that's low miles, wonder how good the tires are? I couldn't deal with a 6inch body lift though, that'd have to go.

 

[Gennybro]

If it was me, and the wife would go for it. I'd tell her to go ahead and do it. When it came time to pick her up, it would be a no call, no show. Divorce papers filled immediatly,locks changed on everything, restraining order filed. Hell well be in session. Happy trails baby doll.